Drunk kitty walked outside of her house on a beutiful morning. She saw someone getting mugged. Drunk kitteh ran ( not straight at all) to the scene,jumped on the robber, and yelled "FEEL 'D' POWER!!!" the robber was so stunned he ran home. Drunk kitteh croosed the street. but a big truck was coming. Drunk kitteh got ran over. The driver said "huh?" he reversed the car. He ran her over again as he was backing up. So he said " oh well?!" He drove on. Drunk kitteh lay there flat and, drunk. She softly said, "FeEl ThE PoWeR!!" and died.
THE STORY OF DRUNK KITTEH, ENDS NOW!!!!!!!
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