100 ways to piss of Harry Potter People.

VOLDY AND DEATH EATERS. FUNNY YET WILL GET YOU KILLED.

1.Borrow Lucius' pimp cane & wack Fenrir on the nose repeatedly, chasing him and screaming "BAD DOGGY! BAD!"

2. Tie a leash around Fenrir's neck and take him for a walk.

3. Dye the Death Eater robes pink

4. Bejewel them with the Dark mark

5. Send Bellatrix a bottle of hair detangler.

6. Tell Lucius that Draco and Harry are going out.

7. Make Nagini into a pair of boots.

8. Give them to Voldemort for a birthday present. 

9. Charm Voldy to look like Harry for a day.

10. Pass out gold stars to Death Eaters who have been 'Very Very evil.'

11. Accuse the Carrows of incest

12. Give Snape a bottle of Shampoo

13. Send Voldemort a tube of Colgate.

14. Accuse Bellatrix of having an affair with her brother-in-law. (It's funny to me.)

15. Give Bellatrix a picture of Teddy and say " When are you going to visit! You are more horrible than the Dursleys."

16. Laugh in her face when she asks who the Dursleys are.

17. Whenever the Death Eaters loose a battle while everyone is apperating away yell "Death Eaters blasting off again!"

18. Bake Cookies with Voldemort's face on them and hand them out at the next meeting.

19. When Bellatrix eats one say very loudly so Voldemort can hear you: "Well Bella you got what you wanted. The Dark Lord inside you!"

20. Go up to Voldemort and ask for a hug.