ZUX FANFICTION?!?! WTF

I don’t want to go into depths of this because well not many people would want to know. In this so called ‘fanfiction’  Zayn is waiting for Harry at the beginning and he is horny. Then Zayn has it with Lux and then Harry arrives and then Harry does it with Zayn and then Lux. Then Lux dies and Harry is upset and Zayn is worried about how they will dispose of her body. Then Lux explodes and Zayn says her ovaries just exploded.

That was a short summary on what happens. If you guys have anything or a rant you would like inbox me it and I will add it.