Random but Extremely Hilarious Jokes!!!!

I love walking in the rain, so that

nobody

notices that

I'm crying" – This one’s old

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.

. "I love walking in the fog, so no one

notices I'm smoking" – this ones new

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But this is the latest -"I love walking,

because petrol is now $10 per

litre." ;) :P

haha 

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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In

YourBrain, Not In Your Heart..;)

Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not

Heart..?

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Boyfriend : Because

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.

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.

Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is

Empty,

More Empty Space Means More

Comfort ;) :

Boy rocked,

Girl shocked :P

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Boy: I Love You..?

Girl: Hahahahaha

Boy: I Won't Live Without You..?

Girl: Hahahahahahaha

...

Boy: I Will Die For You..?

Girl: Hahahahahahahaha

Boy: I Will Gift You A Gold Ring With

Diamond..?

Girl: Awwwww..Promise ?

.

.

.

Boy: Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha xD

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That awkward moment when your

mother compares you to another kid

and SHE has no idea how

much worse they are than you..!! :\ xD

Attitude of Girls :

When a Boy Sends Dirty SMS

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She Laughs For 10 Minutes,

Forwards that to Her Friends

and..

Then Replies to the Boy

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"Eww, I don't like such stuff, I am not that kinda girl" 

HaHaHaHa :P Agree ?? ;)

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Why is it when your wife or girlfriend gets pregnant, all of her friends rub her belly and say "Congratulations!"

But nobody rubs your D**K and says "Good Job!" :D :D ??? 

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Angry Professor: Have you ever seen a stupid-idiot-fool? 

Me: (looking down) No, Sir.

Professor: Don't look down. Look at me :P 

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My girlfriend invited me to her house. I found her sister alone in the house, she was unbelievably sexy and whispered in my ear, “I have feelings for you, 

shall we have sex?”, 

I immediately turned around and walked to the front door to go to my car. 

I found my girlfriend standing there, she hugged me and said: “You’ve won my trust” -

Moral of the story: always keep your condoms in the car...xD

Votes & Comments??

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1.     _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S

Answers:

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1. RANDOM.

2. FORK.

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS

Hit Vote if You got all 6 wrong

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"FUCK" is the only word which can be used to express many feelings

Revenge: Fuck you

Failure: I'm fucked

Anxiety: What the fuck is happening

Anger: Get the fuck out of here

Curious: How the fuck did you do that

Love: She is fucking beautiful

Lust: Aah fuck me baby

Pride: I am a fucking genius

Victory: I won that fucking competition

Sad: Why the fuck does this happen to me

Confused: What the fuck

By this time you will be thinking this is 1 fucking great update :D xP

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 That's all for today folks!!! Until next time keep _ _cking!!! (R Ocking) hahaha how many of you were thinking of the F word?? ;p

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