Mindless Women can think like a man

Roc: OH HELL NO

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*Starr 's P.O.V*:

We just walked in the club and it's live. I see some hunnies that I'm gonna be maccin tonight. I mean my sister and I twinin up might get us both lucky if you know what I mean. 

Starr: This is live I see mad hunnies

Re'nae: Word ... OH SHIT

Starr: What happened??

Re'Nae: I see Roc

Starr: Want me to handle that?

Re'Nae: Nah .... I got somethin  for him

Starr: Oooh honey with dreads and green eyes 3:00 *turns to order a drink*

Boy: Hello ladies

Re'Nae+Starr:  Hello

Boy: What's your name? *referring to Re'Nae*

Re'Nae: Hi I'm Re'Nae  and this is my sister Starr

Boy: Hi Re'Nae ... Hi Starr

Girls: Hi

Starr: Well aint you gonna tell us ur name?

Boy: Oh my sorry ladies, my name is Issa

Starr: Like from Dora the Explorer?

Issa: Oh that's messed up *starts laughing* but you got jokes ... I like that

Roc: Good evening ladies

Girls:*Sighed* Roc

Issa: You guys know each other? It's a funn- (G.C..O)

Roc: Why you all up on my wife?

Issa: Your wife?

Roc: My wife nigga

Starr: Don't you mean soon-to-be-ex?

Roc: Re'Nae, I'm sorry

Re'Nae: I am too but I don't want you anymore

Issa: Listen Re'Nae ... you wanna dance?

Roc: Whyy you on my wife??

Isaa: Listen the lady said she don't want you nigga ... move on

Roc: Yeah jus know that's mine

Re'Nae: Use to be *taking Issa by the hand to the dancefloor*

*Roc storms off*

Starr: Hey bartender, let meh get an apple martini

Bartender: How you want it?

Starr: Shaken not stirred

Bartender: Got it 

*Prod walks up behind Starr*

Prod: Is it meh or is it hot?

Starr: *Rolls her eyes and ignores him*

Prod: Ayo bartender hook meh up with some Moet

Bartender: Yes Mr. Crippen

Prod: So baby, do you come here often?

Starr: Umm ... no

Prod: So Starr ...

Starr: How did you know my name?

Prod: I just knew

Starr: Sure you did

Bartender: Here you go ma'am *handing her the shaken apple martini*

Starr: Thank you hunnie

Bartender: Your soo welcome

Prod: So am I gonna get your number?

Starr: Do I know you??

Prod: I'm Prodigy from MIndless Behavior

Starr: And I'm suppose to be impressed?

Prod: Yea ... I mean I'm famous

Starr: AND I'm SUPPOSE to be IMPRESSED??

Prod: Damn way to hurt a man's ego

Starr: Yea ... sorry buddy but I don't think your manhood is meeting a new friend tonight... buh byeee

Prod: Don't worry Starr, I'll get you

Starr:Pshhhhh good luck with that Rookie

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