Yo Mama Jokes

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            Oh, you're reading this. I know you read the title, and stuff. I hope you take no offense of this. You can get on Happy Wheels.com and they have ENTIRE  levels devoted to this stuff. Now, I will take the time and look them up on websites and such. I was just trying to get some laughs out of these. Yes, these will be sorted into categories. Enjoy!

    Yo Mama So Stupid

 1. Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&m's in alphabetical order.

2. Yo mama so stupid she put paper on TV and called it 'paper view' .

3. Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth.

4. Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

5. Yo mama so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.

6. Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead saying she was trying to makeup her mind.

7. Yo mama so stupid she watches 'The Three Stooges' and takes notes.

8. Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

9. Yo mama so stupid she took an umbrella to watch 'Purple Rain.'

10. Yo mama so stupid she that under 'Education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked on Phonics'.

Yo Mama So Ugly

1.Yo mama so ugly that not even the  goldfish crackers smile back.

2. Yo mama so ugly she looks like she fell out of a tree and hit every branch on the way down.

3. Yo mama so ugly that Bob The Builder looked at her and said, "I can't fix that!"

4. Yo mama so ugly when she joined the ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

5. Yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning.

6. Yo mama so ugly when she was born he mother said, "What a treasure!" then her father said, "Yes, lets go bury it."

7. Yo mama so ugly when they make gorilla cookies, they use her face.

8. Yo mama so ugly they filmed 'Gorillas in the Mist' in her shower.

9. Yo mama so ugly when she tried out for Star Wars they didn't give her a costume.

10. Yo mama so ugly, when she went bungee jumping, instead of putting the rope around her ankle, they put it around her neck.

             Yo Mama So Fat

1. Yo mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

2. Yo mama so fat God said there was no room in Heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.

3. Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.

4. Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, everyone thought she was backing up.

5. Yo mama so fat  her nickname was 'Lardo'

6. Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

7. Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

8. Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.

9. Yo mama so fat we are inside her right now.

10. Yo mama so fat you have to roll her over twice to get her off.

     Yo Mama So Old

1. Yo mama so old when she farted, dust came out.

2. Yo mama so old when I told her to act her own age she died.

3. Yo mama is so old her social security number is 1.

4. Yo mama so old when she went to school there was no History Class.

5. Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her year book.

6. Yo mama so old her birht ceritficate says 'expired'.

7. Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

8. Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

9. Yo mama so old  she ran track with the dinosaurs.

10. Yo mama so old her birth certificate has Roman Numerals on it.

              Yo Mama So Poor

1. Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street she said she was moving.

2. Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush.

3. Yo mama so poor When she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.

4. Yo mama so poor  When I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

5. Yo mama so poor when she went to McDonalds, she put a milkshake on layaway.

6. Yo mama so poor your family ate ceral with a fork to save milk.

7. Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of the food stamp.

8. Yo mama so poor she drives a peanut.

9. Yo mama so poor she has the ducks throw bread at her.

10. Yo mama so poor she waves a popsicle stick around saying it's air conditioning.

         

    

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