where did all these hot guys come from?!?

"GABRIEL!" Maddy screamed, launching herself at the angel. He fell to the floor as she tackled him. Slowly, he picked himself up.

"Hello, do I know you?" he asked. She grinned.

"Nope. But I love you" Maddy says, attempting to hug Gabriel again. He takes a step back.

"Maddy, for the last time, he's not going out with you" Meghan said, walking over and linking arms with Gabriel.

"Aww...fine. I'm going to go find Elliot. ...Wait a second. Ya know, the more I think about it, Gabriel looks a lot like Elliot..." Maddy said, thinking hard.

"Who is this 'Elliot' person?" Gabriel asked, innocently.

"No one, don't worry about it. C'mon, let's go to Hell" Meghan said, snapping her fingers. If Damien can snap his fingers to get to Hell, then so can she.

The two arrive at the palace in an instant. Damien is lounging on his bed, talking to Mail.

"Then, should I call you 'Your Epicness'?" asked the butler. Damien grinned.

"Yeah, I like that. Makes me sound badass" he said, rolling over on his to find Meghan and Gabriel in his room.

"Gabe? When'd you get here? And who's the chick?" he asked.

"...I am unsure" he answered. Meghan grinned.

"I'm Meghan and I'm basically awesome. Basically" she said, still smiling. Damien shrugged.

"Aight. You hungry?" he asked.

"Starved."

The three made their way to the dining room, as Mail ran off to do whatever it is he does. In the dining room, they found Amalia and Xaphan.

"So...come here often?" Amalia was saying, winking at Xaphan. He yawned and fell asleep on the table. Amalia huffed and turned away, quickly spotting Liam. She grinned and walked over to him, saying "Come here often?"

It was then that Elizine walked in, wearing all black and super high heels. She strutted around for a minute, before sitting down next to Xaphan. Her black eyeliner really made her crystal blue-green-gray-purple-brown-orange-yellow with red specks eyes stand out. Melanie walked out of the kitchen, looking stoned. In her mouth was a lollipop. She stood there for a minute, then passed out.

"Is she okay?" Meghan asked Damien. He shrugged.

"Prolly" he replied. Maddy appeared after that, arriving with Daniel.

"I couldn't find Elliot" she said, sighing.

"Well, of course, you couldn't. He's right there" Daniel said, pointing to Gabriel.

"No, that's Gabriel" Maddy said. Damien chuckled.

"Oh, you must be thinking of Gabriel's twin brother, Elliot" Damien said.

"ELLIOT'S AN ANGEL?" Maddy asked confused.

"I have a brother?" Gabriel asked. At this point, Melanie began waking up. She groaned, then slowly opened her eyes. Elizine turned to look at her.

"WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?" screamed Ethan as he appeared out of nowhere, looking like he was about to cap a bitch.

"AWWW, HELL NO, MUTHAFUCKA" he cried, upon seeing who was in the room.

"ETHAN I LOVE YOU!" Meghan screamed, hugging the now gansta angel.

"AWWWWW, HELL NO, BITCH. I AINT INTO THAT TYPE OF SHIT. NAHH, BRAAA, NAHHH. IM MARRIED ALREADY, FOO" he said, as loudly as possible. Meghan's face fell.

"Lies. I created you, and you are not married!" she said. She slapped him. Hard.

"O-Ow. Okay, I'm not married. I'm just not ready for an actual relationship yet" he said, unshed tears in his eyes speaking the years of agony he had endured. He dramatically put a hand to his head, and epically wiped away sweat on his brow that did not exist. Ethan is far too superior to actually have sweat on his dainty, yet manly brow. Sighing, he began to turn his face to the sunlight, only to realize that there was no sunlight. At this, he began to weep.

"He's...so beautiful!" cried Amalia, coming over to comfort him. The two sat in the corner, sharing their life stories. Just then, a bahhing sound was heard from the kitchen as a sheep walked through the door, wearing a bowtie.

"Devi, wait!" cried Luci, chasing him. And then everyone laughed. And then Meghan and Maddy ate some pwoper waffles.