(I'm working as a cashier when a man and his young daughter (about nine or ten) come in. The girl looks upset.)
Me: *to the girl* "Hi, there! How was school?"
Girl: "I HATE school!"
Me: "Oh, I'm sorry. What don't you like about it?"
Girl: "Everything, except for lunch and recess."
Me: "Well, what DO you like? What interests you?"
Girl: *looking me right in the eye and smiling* "DEATH!"
(Needless to say, I was speechless.)
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