1. You are special, well that's what my mam always told me.
2. It freaks the hell out of people if you do.
3. IF you stand in park smiling at little children long enough, people will take you to a nice cell where the people are really friendly.
4. No one ever takes you seriously, so go ahead and insult people with a smile.
5. It's an amazing photobombing technquie, especially if you have a creepy smile.
6. Everyone thinks you understand if you just smile
7. People who don't smile don't get pressents from the unicorn fairy.
8. You're not Justin bieber.
9. It's Friday, Friday, Friday, everybody's looking foward to the weekend weekend.
10. You actually have number 9 stuck in your head now :)