Pinoy Knock Knock Jokes (On going)

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Pillow talk who?

Ako ay may lobo lumipad sa langit di ko na nakit PILLOW TALK na pala.

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Dog cat binaliktad kinurot pa bernadette jansport

Blablabla who?

Whatchu gonna do with that dessert? Dog cat binaliktad kinurot pa bernadette bernadette jansport jansport

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Cabalen

Cabalen who?

Cabalen bilinan ng lola wag uminom ng serbesa

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Matulungin

Matulungin who?

Matulungin when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no

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Knock knock

Whos there

Maling

Maling who

Start twerking like maling

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Knock knock

Whos there

Meatloaf

Meatloaf who

Sa yong ngiti akoy nahuhu MALING

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Knock knock

Whos there?

UST

UST who?

UST call me on my cellphone late night when you need my love

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Amalayer

Amalayer who?

But darling AMALAYER dressed like a daydream

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Knock knock

Whos there?

This guy's in love with you pare

If ever your in my arms again, this guy's in love with you pare

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Knock knock

Whos there?

My thoughts

My  thoughts who?

My thoughts.. my knees.. my shoulder.. my head.

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Boom clap

Boom clap who?

Di ako boom clap clap clap clap clap di ako shokla kla kla kla nililinlan ka lang ng yong paningin babae po ako.

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Knock knock

Whos there?

Winnie the Pooh

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