You're now chatting with a stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I hate my fucking life!
You: No you don't
You: You hate your life right now
Stranger: I'm 22, work in fast food and will probably never do anything better
Stranger: My co-workers make fun of me all day
You: Learn the ways of the honey-badger
Stranger: and if I told my boss he would probably cut my already shit pay
You: That is illegal
Stranger: Cause he's a cheap bastard
Stranger: My only friend is retarded
You: But that makes you a wonderful friend :)
Stranger: and all we do together is dumb shit
Stranger: I can't leave my home town cause I never learned how to drive
Stranger: Plus everytime I try I always fail my drivers test
You: Drivers Ed bro
You: Shit works
Stranger: And you wanna know what the worst part is? :(
You: You're so lost in self-pity you can't accept when anything good happens to you?
Stranger: I live in a pineapple under the sea
You: God dammit!
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