...not sure how I managed, but I posted the wrong version of this initially!! Here follows the amended (and I'm convinced, better!) version!
I think I'll become a lesbian
Because all men are pricks
Complete and utter assholes
With heads ruled by their dicks!
I really don't like boobs though
Such ugly lumps of lard
I find them unattractive
Hmmmm... This might be quite hard
Or I could become a hermit
And buy lots of sex toys
But I'm quite a social person
So I think I'd miss the noise
Bestiality is immoral
Transvestites aren't my thing
So that leaves cyber romance
Somehow unsatisfying...
Which takes me round full circle
And right back to the start
So I guess a dose of bromide
May be my only choice!
