Why I Would Like To Slap Some Of The Writers On Wattpad

Does this title look promising?

I'm now alive again, as you can see, and I have a good rant up my... computer sleeve. 

So people have PM'ed me awful stories and ideas for rants. I checked out one story that "Weblushx3" I think thats the username, recommended me. It's a werewolf story she said she thought would be good until it wasn't. 

The title was pretty promising, it was cute and catchy. Then that's when you started to read. 

The lead was convieniently in a dark forest where there was no phone service and her flashlight went out. Thats when she started to hear the wolves howl. 

Bitch, please. There's really no forests that you go for a casual walk in at night anymore. No one DOES that. Nor do their phones stop working, but they only realize this when theyre in danger.

I mean, really?

So someone else said it was superannoying when the title and summary looked so promising and the story SUCKS. That Is super annoying. Especially when you feel like youve found the perfect story and its awful, and you're screaming at wattpad like

"Y U NO HAVE GOOD STORIES NO MORE?"

^ I've done that before.

LOL so the other day it was soooo funny because someone PM'ed me and it was cute because they told me I was bullying people on wattpad with this story, and they sent me a link to bullying. I was like, you should have commented on the story, guarenteeing you wayyyy more respect, and I LOVE BEING MEAN. It's quite fun. So I vented to the most amazing person with the most amazing stories wuth an amazingly giant ego, xxxKarinn. It was cool. (;

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Who likes the new wattpad layout? I dont know how I feel yet.

And guise, the person who I dedicated this to is amazing. She went and read my story, OTR. And liked it. *le dies of happiness*

Hugs and butterfly kisses,

Your Draco

(if you caught that reference I LOVE CHU)