Next we come to the most lovable idiot ever: Italy from Hetalia.
Why I love him
He's such a complete idiot. The name of the show he's from comes from the words hetare (meaning 'useless') and Italia (meaning Italy). He's so adorable, especially with the way that whenever he, Germany and Japan are attacked, the other two get ready to fight while Italy just pulls out a white flag and starts crying for them not to hurt him and as he waves it around. He's a pathetic coward, but so adorable. He loves pasta as much as I do, and eats it whenever he gets the chance. He is so energetic and just generally adorable. He's so sweet.
Quotes
Italy: (singing) Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah that's Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust. You're crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!
Italy: (after returning from being captured by England and America) They said they sent me back because I was too much work!
Germany: Welcome back, Italy.
Italy: Germany, Germany, there was a pretty girl so I hit on her, but it turned out the pretty girl was France in disguise!
[At the World Conference]
Italy: I think we should all gather under the white flag!
[Also at the World Conference]
Italy: White flags! Come on, I made a whole lot of them! See? We can each wave our very own!
Italy: PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Italy: [on what to do if the enemy asks you to surrender] That's an easy one, sir! Surrender immediately, form an alliance, kiss their butts, sing, eat and go to bed.
Italy: Next time, I'll show you my famous butt-driving trick!
He so KAWAII!!! How could you not love him?
