An awesome person who goes by the name of @Lost_In_A_Dream had a brilliant idea and asked people to come with 'the longest most ridicilouse tile' here are the patricipations so far.
Dont be afraid to join come one
Here's mine "So this guy is super sexy, captain of the football team, has awesome hair, is an alpha werewolf, and he's my mate? Did I mention I'm a nerd...and a vampire. WTF?"
MFG WTF! 1 DIRECTION IS HAVING A BROMANCE WITH JUSTIN BIEBER (WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WEREWOLF AND A ZOMBIE (AT THE SAME TIME!)). DID I MENTION THAT 1 DIRECTION R NERDY, SEXY, SMEXY, VAMPIRES WITH SEXY HAIR! (HARRY STYLES IS SO HOT!) OH AND HERE COMES EDWARD WHO IS CURRENTLY MAKING OUT WITH CODY SIMPSON AND VOLDEMORT AND SNAPE ARE HAVING A ROMANTIC MONTAGE (EVEN THOUGH THEIR BOTH DEAD! WTF?) DID I MENTION THAT I'M A TOTAL MARY SUE AND AM SUPER SEXY AND ALL THESE GUYS ARE MADLY IN LOVE WITH ME! PLEASE READ, VOTE, AND FAN (IT'S NOT LIKE I JUST TOLD YOU THE WHOLE STORY! :) ;)"
There's this guy with really really long hair and really deep eyes and he's a vampire and married to a werewolf and he's my teacher; did I mention that I'm secretly dating him we have a child who is dead and a ghost and I'm a Faire with hunters after me..............HELL
I didn't know weather i should put this since i was honestly disturbed by it
"I'm a super rich and hot alpha male, my baby moma's sister is pregnant with my cubs, their best friend is my nanny and I'm banging her too! AAAAHH!
I'm a pretty, rich Queen Bee at my highschool, but pregnant teen wolf whose having a child with Harry styles, whose an alpha male and also a vampire, but he's my teacher too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
The Sexy Hot British Guy with an Amazingly Hot Six Pack just Moved Next Door and is Banging the English Teacher who is 30 and he is 18 can you say 'COUGAR' but he has the Hots for Me too...This is going to be One Heck of a Second Senior Year
I like, just found out my mate is an AAAHHHMAAAZZZIIINNGGLLY Smexy Vamp! But, Omg, One Direction Just moved in, and they are Illuminati Vampire Hunters! And My Teacher, whom's like, also a werewolf, has the hots for me! And he's gay! And I'm like, a Mary Sue Valley Girl! WHAT EVER SHALL I DO?!?!!? AND THE PROM'S TOMMOROW!!!!!11111: Electric Boogaloo
"I love my My super hot young teacher, whos a secret vampire, but im a werewolf, disguised in an all boys boarding school, who's in an arranged marriage with my werewolf mate who rejected me, and im pregnant with one directions baby in hogwarts??!!?!!!??!?!?!?!!!!?!?!?!?"
am gonna leave it in capital coz its just that awesome!
My mom just got married to a werewolf who is also married to a zombie vampire which i did not know existed but i think i have the hots for her which is weird because am sleeping with her second cousins husband who is actually a one directioner trying to be justin biber's girl friend if thats not OMG enough i think am in love with my best friend who is really harry potter WTF!!!
OH MY GAWWD! I just got kidnapped by ALL of One Direction, and they're all sexy hot Vampires with super powers and I'm in love with one of them - he's my teacher AND my Step-Dad... Now I'm in a boarding school for potential Vampire Brides!!!"
A/N - P.S I can't do spelling or grammar worth a damn, and I write in TXT SPK. Oh, and I'm, like 12 years old and I write about sex
Like, OMG! One Direction just moved in next door, and all of the guys are fighting for me. Plus, this really smexy vampire is also fighting for me, so One Direction tries to kill him, but end up starting a Vampire war with these really old, really gross ancient Vampire, who are also trying to make me their Qween!
OMG, I totally just moved to this new town with my husband teacher brother and we like meet One Direction and it turns out they're vampires and are at war with Justin Beiber and Selena Gomez who are totally werewolves and the only hope of saving the world is my un born baby whose imprinted to my best friends frog! Help my Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. For realz!
I LOVE THIS ONE
My arranged marriage to the super hot alpha male who is also my history teacher whose class I love because One Direction, Justin Bieber, BTR, ASDFJKL;, and the next big thing in boy bands are all in there and they love it when I'm popping the 'p' because I'm just that cool even though I'm a nerdy virgin who likes to be tickled but wait I just found out I'm pregnant with were-pire so FML!"
She Threw A Wish on the well, but don't ask her she'll never tell, she looked at you as it fell, and now you're in her way.
I was on my way to the supermarket when Zayn Malik kidnapped me and told me I had to ruin his competition, Justin Beiber! Did I mention I love them both? FML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!