Katelyn's Random Stories...The Stories About Nothing!

“Hi! Welcome back to-” Grelle was unable to finish this sentence for there was a lack of space in his mouth with my foot in there already.

“Grelle?!” I screamed, stepping on his face with all of my weight, “What did you do the other day on TAMAKI LIVE?! My God! I can’t believe the calls I got! First, the producer, Hika, called me up and told me to get a lawyer, then Tamaki threatened to have a restraining order put on you?! What the hell?!”

“Oh, what do you mean? That big hunk of blonde lovin’ wanted me so badly. He could hardly breath with me in the room,” he cried.

“Yes that was because you were kneeling on his diaphragm,” I said as I looked over the paper work in front of me. I pushed my reading glasses up with my index and middle finger and continued on, “You also...SEXUALLY HARRASED the host, Tamaki, and his SECURITY TOO?!” I screamed, flailing my arms in the air to get my point across.

“It wasn’t sexual harassment if they liked it---” I hit him again.

“They didn’t! In fact, they didn’t like it so much, that Honey wants to have a word with you!” I opened the door and Honey was standing there with his fists balled up and his eyes wild.

“You touched Takashi in a bad place...” he was looking down, but Grelle heard the seriousness in his voice, “and Tama-chan too. Now...you must PAYYYYY!!!!!!” Honey used all of his cuteness and martial arts skill to beat up the reaper!

“Yeah! Go Honey! Kick his ass! Yeah! Woohoo!!!” I cheered.

“Popcorn, my Lady?” Sebastian asked from behind me with a bowl. He was eating out of it too and really enjoying the show.

“Thank you, Katie-chan, for allowing me to get my revenge on that meany-head!” he pointed at Grelle.

Grelle was on the floor, bleeding out in pain. He stumbled when he tried to get up.

“No problem, Honey Sempai!” I hugged him and he was on his way.

“WHAT THE HELL?! You just watched me get beaten half to death and you did NOTHING!!! Maybe I should just leave!” Grelle went to the door, about to walk out.

I looked at Sebastian, who was already staring at me, “ Dammit! Grelle wait!” I yelled.

“Yes?” he asked, turning around to face me with a concerned expression.

“Grelle...I...”

“Yes??”

“I...”

“Uhhuh??”

“You’re...”

“Yes?!” He was getting impatient.

“YOU’RE AN IDIOT!!!” I hit him in the face with a pie.

“Seriously...a pie? You could have been a little bit more creative with that one,” Grelle said as he wiped the cream off his face

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! ...Sorry...read that last sentence again and if you don’t get it that time then...you’re probably wayyyyyyy too young to be reading my stories! lol

Grelle looked at me for a second with an off look, “OHHH!!! I gotcha! Ha! That is pretty funny! HA-ZAH!!!!”

“Ha-zah?” I asked.

“Yeah, it’s an older term for cheering for something I guess.”

“Oh...okay,”

“Yup.”

“So...you got anything else to talk about? I mean, you were just gunna walk out,” I reminded him.

“Oh, yes. Well, you know me, I’m just going to end up coming back in an hour for dinner anyway, so is there really a point?” he asked.

“No, I guess not. What else are we going to talk about...we still have a little more time.”

“Ooohh, let’s talk about Sebastian, the shmexy demon slave!” *SLAP...ha! Did you actually think Sebastian would let him say that?!

“Well I guess there’s nothing else to do but thank you all for watching and make a little shout out to my friend Hika! If you want to know about what happened on TAMAKI LIVE, then go onto Hika’s site and check it out. She is the one at the top that this story is dedicated to! Yay!”

“Thank you all for watching! Love you all!!!” Grelle said before getting pummeled again by Honey, “WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?!?!?”
“Nothin, this is just really fun!”

“Tell me about it!” I yelled.