There once was a man quite dogmatic
Could not pronounce words—went traumatic
Wrote three foolish lines
Thought, “This undermines
All women whose work is thematic.”
A man who had no right at all
On a Lady decided to call
Did not show his cool
Broke good conduct rule—
She said: Fool get down now and crawl.
A man thought he really was wise
To make comments that women despise.
Said: woman can’t write
Thought he’d win this fight—
As the Fool I now thee baptize.
©Knightwriter, May, 2012