1.) DON'T GET YOUR BOOKS EARLY, GET IT WHEN THE 3rd BELL RINGS.
(or if you don't have alarm bells on school just get your things when the teacher comes in, and when they yell at you, just say I'm sick)
2.) VANDALIZE YOUR SCHOOL COMFORTROOM WITH INVISIBLE INK.
(draw your teacher's dick on it or do whatever you want to do in that invisible ink)
3.) WHILE WASHING YOUR HANDS, DON'T DRY IT, SPRAY IT TO THE NEXT PERSON BESIDE YOU
(If it was a teacher run,if its just a student walk fast)
4.) WHEN BEING CALLED AT MATH CLASS, JUST TELL THE TEACHER, "YOU ALREADY KNOW THE ANSWER, SO WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?"
5.) WHEN THE LINE ON YOUR CANTEEN IS SUPERDUPER LONG, ASK THE NEXT CUTIE ON THE STARTING LINE TO BUY IT FOR YOU
(or else kiss him/her if you are a cutie too, but if not, just give him/her a peace of what you bought)
6.) NEVER READ A NOVEL, COMICS OR EVEN TEXT BOOKS AT THE LIBRARY OR DON'T GO THERE AT ALL.
7.) DURING COMPUTER CLASS, IF THE TEACHER WON'T ALLOW THE STUDENTS TO BROWSE THE WEB, BE QUIET AND CALM THEN BROWSE YOUR FACEBOOK.
(or if you're allowed to browse the net, cover the lower left corner of the screen and browse porn sites)
8.) WEAR YOUR ID ON THE ENTRACE THEN TAKE IT OFF.
9.) SLEEP DURING RELIGIOUS CLASS.
(if your teacher scolted you, tell them you love God)
10.) IF YOU GET ON DETENTION FAST, THEN YOUR NOT A NERD YOUR A REAL STUDENT.