Things to do in Wal-Mart

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WARNING: Dont try this at home!!!

1. Start a fish fight in the Frozen Foods section.

2. Get some friends to dress up like Mario characters and play MarioKart with shopping trolleys.

3. Go up to a member of staff acting like James Bond and whisper "Code Red in aisle 6."

4. Sing "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!" at the top of your lungs and jump off the top of a bookshelf.

5. Play "Frisbee" with china plates.

6. Put tons of condoms into someones bag - not their shopping trolley/cart THEIR BAG - and see what happens when they walk out the shop *EVIL SMILE*

7. Go up to random people and whisper "I know your secret" and act VERY suspicious.

8. Set up a lemonade stand in the middle of the shop.

9. Buy lemon or apple juice, tehn come back into the store and leave a trail behind you whilst walking to the bathroom...

10. Throw flour at people.

11. Talk to someone with their back turned, then when they turn around, stop in mid-sentence, do a stupid pose, and see how long they stay there.

12. Re-enact "The Mysterious Ticking Noise" with some friends.

13. Sing "I know a song that'll get on your nerves" at the top of your lungs.

14. Pretend to be a Pokemon character.

15. Go into the bread section and sing "When I walk out the bakery, this is what I see. Katniss Everdeen is starin' at me! I got a loaf of bread and I ain't afraid to throw it, throw it, throw it, throw it..... IM PEETA AND I KNOW IT!!!!!

16. Make a human sized Pac-Man game!

17. Sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen with 3 friends.

18. Pretend to be the Annoying Orange.

19. Give people Free Hugs

20. Walk into an aisle and then lie down in the middle of it and pretend your dead. Then, when someone comes to check on you, scream in their face and then RUN AWAAAAYYYY!!!!

21. Set up a kiddie pool and charge £5/$5 e.t.c. for every five minutes.

22. Dress up as a pantomime horse with a friend and run around.

23. Bring in a live chicken.

24. Bring your iPod and play Pon Pon Pon, SHYBOY by Secret, World is Mine by Hatsune Miku or other Japanese/Korean, up-beat songs, dance like a psycho and sing along. (This one's for all the people who are called weird for liking foreign music.)

25. Dress up like Elvis and talk with a very heavy accent so no one can understand you.

26. Whenever you see someone wearing high-heels, ask them how they can walk with "such dangerous contrapions on their feet".

27. Dress up as Scream and hide in the elavator, then whenever the doors open, jump out and scream at the people there.

28. Glue money to the floor and whenever someone reaches down to pick it up, spank them.

29. Re-create scenes from Harry Potter.

30. Cosplay The Avengers but the actual, cartoon ones because they have weirder costumes. For those who don't know the cartoon ones (not the movie ones) are:

- Captain America

- Iron Man

- The Hulk

- Ant-Man/Giant Man

- The Wasp

- Hawkeye

- Black Panther

- Thor

and (optional cuz shes not really in the Avengers, she just helps them a few times) Black Widow.

31. Pretend to be Katy Perry in the video for California Gurls and strap two cans of whipped cream to your top. You know the rest.

32. Hide under a bed with a mattress on it, then whenever someone sits on it, scream.

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