"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Pan yelled as Cake dunked her head under water. "You're mean! Why'd u do that?"
"Hehe... I doon'ttt knooowwww......" said Cake.
Pan looked at Cake, sniffled a bit and screamed "YOU'RE NOT MY BROTHER ANYMORE!" and took off swimming into the deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep, deep ocean.
Cake hurried on after her (of course). But they swam sooo far that they couldnt even see the land anymore! But all the sudden, there was this big huge ship with skulls and crossbones on it. Right next to them! And guess who was on it!
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BACON! JUMPING BACON! SIZZLING BACON! YUMMY, DELICIOUS.... BACON!
"Yay we're saved!" screamed Pan.
"HELLOOO YOU BACON THINGS! CAN YOU HELP US?" screamed Cake.
They looked down at Pan and Cake and started to laugh. LAUGH! They were swimming there about 2 drown and all thosee thingys could do was laugh!?!?!??!?!??!?!?!?!??!!?! Ugh the hearts of the bacon people todday!
"HELLOOOO HELP US! PLEASE!" Screamed Cake. Again.
A bacon thing with a hat on went to the side of the ship "Hello weird things! I will only let you on MY ship if you choose to be good and do NOT eat us!"
Pan stared at the bacon dude. "B....b...but.... I'm hungry......" she whispered so only Cake could hear.
"OK! We promise!" they screamed at them.
Pan and Cake both got on board and looked around. EVERYTHING WAS BACON! The boat was bacon, the sail was bacon, and the swords were made out of baby bacons! It was like... HEAVEN!
They both looked around, and started to eat everything! they ate the sails, the floors, the food, and then the people!
All the sudden, the bacon boat came apart! and all the bacon people were gone. Pan and Cake weren't hungry anymore. But they didn't have a boat either. So they decided to float on the only bacon that was left.
But quickly, they got hungry again and ate there bacon rafts and drowned.
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THE END.... or is it?
