funny jokes to use on people or for cheap laughs

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OK I'm going to try to get to 100 jokes/funny comment/ blah blah blah so im going to do 5 jokes per chapter except for specials.

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1.What hard and long and filled with cum?

A cucumber

2. What long and hard and filled with seaman?

A Boat

3. What long, hard and round?

 A submarine 

4. Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down

5.Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.(my funny comment )


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