The One with the Bachelors

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Prod: first things first....we call the strippers.

Prince: *laughs*

Prod: want some advice?

Prince: *confused* what?

Prod: on your relationship with Andi.

Prince: *gives him a look* advice from you? No thanks and where did that come from, you want to give advice while were calling strippers?

Prod:  I know my stuff… do you want advice or not?

Prince: *sighs/rolls eyes* fine Whats your ‘advice?’

Prod: okay well Andi is your kitten

Prince: *laughs* my kitten? You mean wild lion right?

Prod: *gives him a look* Andi is your kitten and you’re like her milk if you stop feeding her she will starve and die.

Prince: why? She doesn’t like cat food?

Prod: who would want to settle for cat food if you already adjusted to nice warm milk?

Prince: I don’t think I like the fact that you’re comparing me to milk could I be like her cat toy?

Prod: *rolls eyes* dude you’re her milk! Hear it, like it, move on! The point is Andi has to mature into a cat and with you she’s maturing…I mean she’s not lying …as much

Prince: she lied about being pregnant.

Prod: who cares? Do you really think Andi could be a mom right now? And you lied about her being your first!

Prince: how’d you know?

Prince: none of your business! What should I do about Andi?

Prod: *shrugs* Dr. Prod’s office is closed.

Prince: *shakes head/leaves*

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Andi: *comes out of bathroom/jumps* how’s you get in here?

Prince: you left the door open.

Andi: *smiles* oh yeah.

Prince: *shakes head* we need to talk.

Andi: about?

Prince: you’re my kitten and I’m your milk…

Andi: *confused/wide eyed* whaaa?

Prince: you have to0 mature into a cat by drinking me.

Andi: Prince what the hell is you talking about?

Prince: it sounded better when Dr. Prod was saying it.

Andi: Dr. Prod? ...oh god!

Prince: *sighs/grabs her hand* I’m fine with you not being pregnant and I’m fine with not being your first.

Andi: *smiles* I could have used that apology about 3 weeks ago.

Prince: better later then never.

Andi: Touché

Prince: *laughs/kisses her*

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Roc: *silent/watching TV*

Alex: *yelling* and now you’re ignoring me? Thinking about your Lil whore in your head!

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