Funny Poems

The Dog

Hey guys, haven't uploaded in a while, this is goin to be my first poem by request, thanks drainbamage :)

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This dog, goddamn I swear to god,

Love this puppy with all my heart,

While all it does is eat, sleep, poop, and fart.

And even when he is such a terror, he is my piece of art.

No it may be alarming,

When I fall asleep,

To wake up the next morning,

With no blinds to cover me.

I search the entire house,

But only receive my mothers hate,

She says, " you lost your blinds?!"

And as I begin to hear the lecture,

I find them in my doggie's crate