1. Don't piss off any legendaries, or the will kick your a$$
2. Don't PISS on any pokemon or, if your a guy, they will bite your balls off.
3. Never feed them burritos. why, they will be a dangerous stink bomb
4. don't eat them, even though your starving and you just ate 2 seconds ago
5. don't leave them stranded, they can hold a grudge
6. Don't fight them by your self if you don't have pokemon, again, they will kick your a$$
7. don't use a flametrower against articuno, just don't, my friend is still in surgery, i wonder if his balls are back on
8. Don't be racist with Zekrom or Reshiram, aka white or black
9. don't pwn mewtwo and then try it again, my enemy died by that, well not died but stuck in a portal
10. last but not least don't take a dump or do any sick pranks(ditch them, electrocute them in their sleep etc.) while the aren't paying attention, you will pay badly.
If for some stupid reason you did this, all ten of these you will lose something dearly, like,your balls,hair,life,toes,bones,blood,etc.
