My Strange Addiction

A/N: This chapter might be disturbing (as in gross) to some readers. I kinda doubt it, but don't say I didn't warn you!! Enjoy 

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Greetings. My name is Phil Philups I am 105 years old, and I am addicted to smelling my own farts.

It all started 40 years ago when my first grandchild was born. Whenever I changed her diaper, she would always fart. I soon realized that I love the smell.

I would always offer to change her diaper, just so I could get a whif of it. Ah, the sweet smell of gassey fumes.

But, eventually she grew up. I no longer had a diaper to change, as I had no more grandchildren, much to my dismay. That's when it really started.

Eventually, I realized that my own farts smell just as good. As soon as the fumes drifted up my nose, I was happy again.

I would go into a closet and just let it rip. I would sit in there for hours, engulfing the scent . Sometimes I would feel as if I was floating on a cloud.

At night, I would stick my head under the covers and take in the sweet scent, so I was satisfied until morning.

When I was alone, I found jars and let out my precious juices into them, so I could use them later, when I could not force myself to fart.

I know this is weird, so I would like help. I don't like eating beans for every meal, and I don't want my last breath to be filled with disgusting fumes. Humans please help me. 

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It has now been 4 months since we started to try and help Phil. He unfortunately passed last week from old age. The good news is that we were able to help him get over his addiction, and his last breath was not one of smelly air. He also got to eat plenty of meals bean free!! We wish you the best Phil!! 

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A/N: Hi again. See what I meant about disturbing?? lol.  

Just if anyone was wondering, this man is not an alien. He is just extremely mental. XD 

Anyway, I am dedicating this chapter to bugaboo (read her books "Awake and Dreaming", and "Finding Garrett".), and Emily26 (read her book "My Family: One Direction"). However, i only know how to dedicate a chapter to only one person, so this one will be to bugaboo, and the next one will be to emily26. even though both of them have both chapters deicated to them. sorry if that was confusing. Just read their books!! they r good!! 

Please comment so I know u r reading!!!  

Hammy <3