this may be the shortest short story ever and it is highly stupid........you have been warned!
I have the sudden urge to go golf cart driving. I wonder "hey Damian........"
"Yes" he said in a very uninterested tone.
"Do you want to go on a golf cart drive with me" I asked him smiling like an idiot.
his eyes went wide before saying " no, I. Do. Not. That would be suicide!"
I smiled "well then, I was going to get ice cream too."
Right away he said " I want to go, but you have to let me drive."
"Okay you can drive" I tol him. Oh snap we dont have a golf cart....I shall call Herbert and ask her if we can use Mother Bish also known as her golf cart. I pulled out my phone and dialed Herbs number.
Damian look curious so I told him "I'm calling my friend to ask if we can use her golf cart."
"OHHH. Okay" he said.
The phone kept ringing. Come on Herb answer.
"WHAT DO YOU WANT SPONGY?!" Herb asked.
"Can I barrow Mother Bish for a while?" I asked her nicely.
"Ummm, let me think about it.......NO! are you crazy?" she yelled at me.
"Okay Herb I understand but please pretty please with Martin Broda on top?" I pressed on to see if she would give in.
"FIIIINNNNEEEEE" she gave in.
"YAY HERBERT THANK YOU!" I yelled happily at her.
"Yeah yeah, if anything happens to Mother Bish then you are so dead" she warned me.
"Okay got to go, Herb! Bye-bye!" then I hung up.
I turned towards Damian and said "Lets go get Mother Bish."
We silently walked to Herbs's house. When Damian saw Mother Bish he ran up to it and got in. "Come on you are so slow!" he yelled at me.
"Well some of us don't like to run" I said back.
When I finally made it to the golf cart Damian had already started it up.
We drove through the park close to herb's house.There was a little kid standing right in our not paying attintion. Damian didn't slow down.
"Damian why aren't you slowing down?" I asked.
"Because I'm going to run him over" he said like it was no big deal.
"You can't do that"I told him.
"Fine" he said sadly.
We parked in the ice cream shop parking lot an went inside. They had so many flavorsto choose from.
Damian walked up to the ice cream chick an said "I want bubblegum ice cream and-and-and-and I want it in a cup!"
the ice cream chick got him what he wanted then she turned to me. I walked up to the counter and said "I want mint chocolate chip and in a cup."
she gave me my ice cream and said "that will be $5.52."
Damian turne to me and made a puppy dog face. I handed the ice cream chick a ten dollar bill she then gave me my change. We left the ice cream store an went to the golf cart to eat our ice cream.
"hey we should go to the city center" I said.
He looke at me funny an said "okaaay!"
On the way there he asked me "why are we going there?"
I smiled at him "I think I left one of my jackets there."
We pulled up to the city center and I told Damian to stay in the golf cart. I went inside the back doors and walked into Kellin Quinn's dressing room.
He looked up at me from his seat and said "can I help you?" I walked up to him and tied him up and shoved ice cream his mouth so he wouldn't scream. I am suprised though, he didn't fight at all. We went out the back doors and saw Damian waiting.
We reached him and he said "that is not a jacket."
I said "no dur its Kellin Quinn."
He smiled "YAY we have Kellin Quinn! What are we going to do with him?"
I frowned an said "I didnt think about that."
I untied Kellin Quinn and apologized.He gave me a scared look and ran away.
I sat down in the golf cart an yelled " DRIVE,DRIVE,DRIVE!"