How Twilight Should Have Ended

Warning: The following is a PARODY and not meant to be taken as a serious form of literature. This is merely me writing down my sick and twisted ideas down and posting them for the world to see. Jacob Black and Edward Cullen belong to Stephanie Meyer, not me. The scenario does belong to me.
2nd Warning: This contains yaoi fluff and borderline smex. <3 ENJOY!! 




"Fuck Bella!" 
My mind was loading. Did he really just say what I think he said? "C-come again?" I furrowed my eyebrows. His adoration for the girl went beyond the sands of time. I didn't think he'd ever cuss her out.
"I said, 'fuck Bella'." Edward repeated sternly. "I don't want her anymore. I want you."  There was a scary amount of defiance in his voice. 
I blushed. "Haha." I coughed. "Very funny."
"I'm serious." I looked into those gleaming gold eyes. I couldn't find a single lie within them. 
"Well," I laughed nervously. "Who would have ever thought that Edward Cullen was gay?"
"You are too." He snapped.
I blinked rapidly. "Huh?"
"Dumb ass, I can read your mind."
"Oh... ha... yeah, you can, can't you?" I rubbed my arm. "So..." Oh dear god, what have I gotten myself into?
His cold lips pressed against mine. 
"Fuck Bells, huh?" I muttered. "Wow, what-" Kiss. "are-" Kiss. Kiss. "yo-" Kiss. Kiss. Kiss. "-u gonna tell-" Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss. "her?" I gasped. 
"Mmmmhmmmm..." 
"Edward?" 
"Mmm..."
I bit his lip. "I said what are we gonna tell her?"
"Nothing." He pulled back and plopped down on the forest ground. "What is there to say? It's not like she'd even show emotion towards it..."
I straddled him. "Ha, yeah. I guess you're right." 
He put his arms around my neck. "I guess I am." 
I love you. "Uh, huh." I leaned in for another kiss.
Edward pushed me away. "Why won't you say it out loud?"
"Huh?" I questioned. "Say what?"
He pinched my nose. "That you love me."
"I-" I cleared my throat. "I love you."
"Me too." 
"No." I snapped. "Now, you say it. Out loud."
"I love you, Jake." He cupped my face with both hands. "It's not like I'm obligated to pretend who I'm attracted to. Yet, I did it. Nevertheless, I- from the bottom of my heart- chose you above all else. I apologize deeply for misleading you to think I was in love with your dear friend, Bella. She is nice and pretty, however, she shall never be you. She'll never be the one I honestly want. I want you. No matter how disgusting or wrong it is, I want you. All of this time, I was worried that you would not want me back. But, Jake you are the sun. Whereas, I am the moon." 
I was taken aback. "R-really? You really mean all that?"
"I wouldn't lie to you, Jake." He vowed.
"Wow." There were so many things I could say to that. But, none of them seemed right enough. None of them seemed like they would matter enough. Nothing could have anymore meaning than what he had told me. "I don't think anyone has felt like that towards me."
"I can't see why they wouldn't." He kissed my cheeks. "And, don't worry about not saying anything. You don't have to say anything at all." 
I was so embarrassed. There were hot tears waiting to spill from my eyes. Screw it, he already knew. I let them fall. He wiped them away with his thumbs. I couldn't speak. Those tears aren't sad ones, I reassured him.
"Don't worry, I know." 
"T-they really aren't sad tears. Because I'm really happy right now." 
He kissed me passionately. "I know. Because I am, too."
"I want you, too." I grinned. "Let's make little vampy werewolves." I winked.
Edward rolled his eyes. "That's biologically impossible."
I scoffed. "Actually, it's an invitation to have sex."
"And that was me agreeing with sarcasm."
"Oh..." I smirked. "So, cool then." 
"Very cool." 
Sex with Edward Cullen wasn't like sex. Not that I've even ever had sex, either, but.. It wasn't like porn. It was like we were just showing each other that we love each other enough to be so intimate. Hell, in short, I'd do it again and again and again...
I fell asleep on top of him. Ever so often I'd wake up in panic that I might think about this while with the wolf pack. I'd just tell them to deal with it. I smiled throughout my sleep. I was not haunted about fear of anyone finding out about us. I wanted everyone to find out about us. Yes, we are now officially and "us". I was just so happy that I wanted everyone else to know about it. I wanted to rub it into their faces that I, Jacob Black found happiness without Bella. 
I woke up to his golden eyes. "Hey."
"Hey." He smiled back at me. 
"I love you." 
"I love you, too."
"Hey, Ed?" I giggled.
"Mm?"
I poked his nose. "Let's do it again only this time with handcuffs" 
"Go back to sleep, Jake."