50 Things To Do In The Hunger Games

Hi everyone!!!

So, I just saw The Hunger Games for the second time and I am truely inspired. Anyways, if I can get five individual people--not just one person commenting five times--to comment on this, then I'll reward you all kindly by adding more onto this and making it 100 instead of just 50 bust-your-gut jokes. Okay? Think you can do that? Thanks. Tell your friends!!!!!

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1. Walk up to Katniss and Peeta when they are in a romantic mood and say, "Poke, poke, poke, poke!!!" and poke them repeatedly until they get annoyed.

2. Go, "Hey Peeta, guess what? I burned some bread for you!!!"

3. Start a game of charades with Katniss and some friends and when it's your turn, pretend to be Katniss when she was drunk. When nobody guesses what you are, tell them the truth.

4. Get ketchup and slather it all over you face and neck and then run in circles screaming, "I'm hit!! I've been hit!! I'm gonna die!!!"

5. When Peeta leaves his room, post huge life-sized pictures of Katniss all over his walls and then pretend he put them there.

6. Pretend to talk on the phone to one of your friends about how Katniss is tangled up in Gale and Peeta at the same time right in front of her and watch Katniss go nuts.

7. Then say, "What? It's just the truth!"

8. Write on a sticky note, "Katniss=the girl on fire. Peeta=the boy with bread. Therefore, Katniss + Peeta = Toast." then stick it on her nightstand.

9. When out hunting, begin singing, "This Is The Song That Never Ends" to all the mockingjays.

10. At five in the morning, burst into Katniss's room singing, "Oh, I'm not wearing underwear, but why would anybody care? I'm just gonna shout out to the world.....I'm not wearing underwear!!!"

11. When Katniss isn't looking, tie her shoelaces together in such a complictaed knot that even you can't undo and then when she puts them on, watch her trip and try and untie them without success. I know, I'm cruel. :D

12. Get in an argument about how Katniss's shooting skills suck compared Peeta's kick-butt Angel Food Cake.

13. Hide in Katniss's closet and when she opens the door, yell, "Ooh! Ooh! Pick me! Pick me!!"

14. Offer to make Peeta breakfast and right before he sits down to eat it, sneeze all over it.

15. Go into the woods and shoot way off target just to annoy Katniss.

16. Then you say, "Aww, come on, you're not any better!"

17. In the middle of the night, ask Katniss this: "Hey, remember that one time....that one time you and Peeta....that one time you and him....uh, that one time...." until she gets so annoyed that you have to say, "That one time you had to take off his underwear 'cause of his leg? And then you got all in his face? And then...and then..." and keep going on and on and on.

18. When Peeta and Katniss are about to kiss each other, go up and say, "Aww, Kodak moment!!" and snap a picture then run away laughing maniacally.

19. This one also involves hiding in her closet. Draw all over her wedding dresses with Sharpie and then blame it on Lady, Prim's goat.

20. Dare Rue to say, "To infinity and beyond!" when jumping from tree to tree.

21. Ask Peeta for baking lessons and "accidentally" burn the bread then throw it at random people outside his house.

22. When he asks what you're doing, say, "I'm being you Peeta!!" and then sing, "Oh...Peeta for a day, Peeta for a day!!!!" to the tune of Pants on The Ground from American Idol.

23. Make a trap so confusing that even Gale can't figure out how you made it and then two weeks later when he's totally forgotten it was there, trap him in it.

24. Then you can skip around him and say, "Mommy, Mommy! Look what I caught! I caught the Big Bad Wolf man!!!!"

25. In the arena, bring your boyfriend with you and pretend to eat nightlock as rebellion against the Capitol of Panem.

26. Get it on camera and then when you return home, show it to Katniss and Peeta. 

27. Then whisper in Katniss's ear, "We're your little pupils for the week, aren't you so proud?"

28. Curl up in a cave and shout, "I miss my Mommy!!!!" as loud as you can, ensuring your death.

29. Climb as high as you can in a tree and pull out a megaphone and say, "Mwa-ha-ha!!! You can run but you can't hide, fellow tributes!!!"