Poems About Everything and Nothing

This is just a fun little collection of the junk I come up with when I'm feeling mad or inspired. Keep in mind: I'm not a poet--in fact, I generally dislike poetry, both reading it and writing it--so don't come giving me a lecture about stanzas and format and all of that other poetic bullsh*t. Hahaha! I won't have any clue what you're saying and I'll probably just ignore it. This is simply what the first line says: "fun." I'm not looking to publish it or enter it into a contest or anything like that. I'm simply venting, so enjoy. :) 

P.S. If you're a friend of mine and think that this poem is about you, then you're dead wrong. Don't make assumptions. Don't make judgments. Everything I write it completely made up/inspired by a book or a movie I watched or even observation.