Mr. Moustache-LampHat was carrying out his daily duties as a lamp with a moustache wearing a top as he noticed something off in the distance, it was the manager of the restaurant of which LampHat worked at (La Est Schizen) who was carrying a cardboard box with numerous lightly coloured boxes within the box.
"Box-ception, HOLY SHIT!!!" Mr. Moustache-LampHat yelled.
His yelling of "HOLY SHIT" was partially due to the fact that he saw so many boxes but it was also because of he noticed what was in the box, Energy Saving Lightbulbs.
The managed of La Est Schizen approached Lamp-Hat and told him:
"I'm sorry Mr. LampHat but I'm firing you because I have these new Energy Savi-"
"It's Mr. Moustache-LampHat, you manwhore!" LampHat replied in anger.
"I'm not leaving and those poncey energy saving lightbulbs can fuck off too!"
The manager wasn't pleased with this.
"You're a lamp! I don't have to take your crap!" The manager shouted whilst tossing the box of boxes of lightbulbs at Mr. Moustache-LampHat.
LampHat dodged the box of boxes and retaliated by pulling a M92F handgun out of his top hat and firing multiple rounds at the manager. (Mr. Moustache-LampHat was holding the gun with his handle)
Upon firing the entire clip at the managed and somehow missing every shot, LampHat removed his lid, and fired some flames at the manager, intensifying the fire with lighter fluid. This luckily enough hit the manager.
"Eat that you whore-ish bitch-slut" Mr. Moustache-LampHat added.
The manager returned to his feet and threw multiple punches at LampHat, hitting him 4 times, the manager broke his hand however and fell on the floor crying.
Mr. Moustache-lampHat found this very ammusing.
The manager stood up in one last ditch of energy and uttered the words:
"Is your refridgerator running? Well if it is, it runs like you, very homosexually!"
Shortly after this he died from death.
Mr Moustache-LampHat took it upon himself to be respectful to the dead body and only raped it twice with the light bulbs before throwing it in the rubbish bins out the back of La Est Schiezen.
Upon returning to work the next day, there was a cat in the back alley behind the restaurant that kept getting in the way of LampHat.
"You are one awkward cat!" Mr. Moustache-LampHat said.
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