Leggings are not pants
Leggings as pants?
Not a chance.
Maybe for dance,
But only to prance.
It makes my eyes hurt.
No, it does not work.
Do you really want to show
a camel toe?
It’s your worst foe.
It makes my eyes hurt.
No it does not work.
No no no,
it does not work
you looks like a jerk.
It still makes my eyes hurt.
Maybe under a skirt, or long shirt.
But as pants?
Not a chance.
I hope this is a fad.
It is not fab.
It’s rather a drab.
That’s just sad.
