Chapter 22: The End
“I love you, Alex,” I confessed, looking into his beautiful blue eyes.
“I love you too. ‘Specially after I found out that you weren’t actually fat and had a smoking body.”
I laughed at his charm. Ah, I love this guy, especially after he drenched me with the punch. Man, something just hit me that day. And every day after that day, my hormones drove me crazy. Alex was always on my mind—the way he laughed obnoxiously with his friends, the way he smirked when he called me a loser.
“I’m so glad I left Trent and Liam, both of which I was dating at the same time, for you.” I hugged Alex passionately.
“Yeah, they were both losers. Glad we left them in the freezer.”
OMG! The way he says “loser”. So hawt.
“You’re so much better,” I cooed.
“Fuck yeah,” he agreed as he beat his chest. Something he learned on Jersey Shore.
“And I can’t believe that bitch Holly tried to get me to listen to her and not date you.”
“Yup.” I could tell he really wasn’t paying attention. He was flexing him muscles.
“But, we took care of her, now didn’t we?” I said maliciously, recalling shipping her off to Cuba while she was sleeping. “She’s going to have fun getting back.”
“Serena, I have something to tell you,” Alex said seriously.
“What is it, babe?”
“No, not really. I can’t believe you bought that, stupid. I’m the vampire prince.”
“OHHHHMMMMYYYGAAAAWD!” I exclaimed and backed away from him.
“Yup. All I really wanted was your blood,” he said nonchalantly, taking my wrist and yanked me to his chest. “O negative, right? Yum, I love me some rare.”
He plunged his fangs into my neck and I let out a scream of pain. OMG this is so hawt. I feel so turned on right now.
“Good night forever.”
And then I died.
THE END OF PROJECT FAT SUIT
Yeah, this was my April Fool's Joke to you guys, but I'll move it here now.
Proceeding to the real chapter:
Comment of the Chapter:
Uranus and Serena= Urena (Urine)
Thanks to iamtheunknown for the official (in my book) couple name for Uranus and Rena. Liam
and Rena can be Team Riam.
Chapter 22: Barney and Friends
“Rena!” Maria greeted me as she pulled me out of the crowd, towing Uranus as well.
I let go of Uranus’ wrist once we were out of the crowd and begged him silently to not say anything.
“Holy crap. Where the hell did your belly go?” Maria asked bluntly as she rubbed my belly without shame. “Does Jenny Craig actually work?” she asked me in wonder.
I couldn’t help but gawk at her, still unable to bear her presence.
“Hey guys!” she called the rest of the group over and I panicked. What was I supposed to tell them? I was gone for almost two years now. The last thing I said to them was that I was sick and couldn’t hang out with them. “Look who’s here!”
The group chorused different greetings of “where the hell have you been?” or “I missed you”
Out of the corner of my eye, I could see Uranus looking curiously at the people before him. I could only hope that he kept his mouth shut about everything in the time it takes me to ditch this place.
“Hi,” I said meekly, gently pushing Maria’s hands, which were still rubbing my belly (she was always a creep in a non serious way), away and gave everyone a wave.
“Hey, Shortie. Long time no see,” Ryan, the person who I had missed the most while I was gone (besides Maria . . . maybe), greeted me by patting my head, as if making fun of my height, and embracing me in a hug. “I thought you fell off the face of the Earth.”
I gave him a slight smile as I pulled away out of uneasiness, looking at his emerald green eyes. Man, he has changed. He grown at least a foot since the last time I’ve seen him and his features looked more defined and he had grown out his brown hair so now his bangs slightly brush the top of his eyebrows.
“Yeah . . .” I said awkwardly, no knowing how to behave around these people anymore. They just brought up bad memories.