Fullmetal Alchemist- Edward

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Me: Argh! I have enough of violent people.

Ichi: Heh. What an irony because you're violent.

Me: Violent people don't go well with each other. I'm still hurt from Mikasa and now Kei! Let's try to not go against violent type.

Ichi: I feel like we are having a déjà vu moment every time we get hit by anime characters...

Me: Yep.

Ichi: let's prank Edward from FMA.

Me: Okay!

Ichi: I'll prank call him since you been taking all my glory.

Me: Sure. Knock yourself out.

Ichi: *dial number*

Edward: Hello?

Ichi: Hello, I'm doing a survey to improve our town.

Edward: Okay.

Ichi: So do you like Wendy?

Edward: What kind of question are you asking?!

Ichi: I'm trying to improve the love population of the town.

Edward: Pass. =.=

Ichi: Huh? Avoiding the question?

What do you think of your father?

Edward: What?

Ichi: Improving family relationship.

Edward: He a stupid father.

Ichi: Thanks for your time and you'll receive a special present.

Edward: Okay.

Present arrived

Edward: *open the box to find bottled milks* ... Are they mocking me?!

Wendy: *look at the box* Edward. Drink the milk.

Edward: What?! No can do! Oh? Look at the time. I got to go now. *gettting ready to run*

Wendy: *holding the wrench* Ohoho, you can't get out of this.*force bottle of milk into Ed*

Edward: Nooo-gah *choke on milk* Cough.. Cough..

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