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51 Things Rosalie Hale is Not Allowed to Do


(hey guys! i finally decided to make a rosalie list! oh, and i am making a sixth emmett list, so enjoy :)

51 Things Rosalie Hale is Not Allowed to Do

Rosalie Hale is not allowed to:

1. Tell Emmett he's weak...

2. And that Bella could break every bone in his body...

3. And that she'll meet him in the parking lot at 3 O' clock...

4. To kick his ass

5. Walk around the house in lingerie...

6. No matter how much Emmett begs

7. Take a video camera to school...

8. And hide it in the ceiling...

9. During Bella's gym class

10. Tell Bella that the real reason she doesn't like her is because she is so damn annoying...

11. And that Edward thinks so, too

12. Tell Bella Alice snuck into her room last night and changed her

13. And when Edward said it hurt, he was just trying to get her to change her mind...

14. And that if she fought Emmett, she would win

15. Tell Bella that vampires ALWAYS hunt naked...

16. And Edward is planning to change her tonight...

17. So she may as well throw out all her clothes now

18. Tell Bella she bought her a whole new wardrobe for Christmas...

19.But she was caught helpless by an 80-year-old mugger...

20. And she couldn't salvage anything

21. Tell Bella that she's too ugly to be a vampire

22. Proclaim to be a "golden-haired goddess"

23. Vividly reenact her story in front of Bella

24. Tell Mike that he'd have a chance with her if he shaved his head

25. Tell Mike that Bella would really like to see him naked and that he should show up at the house at about midnight tonight

26. Stand behind Alice's mirror and tell her she's too fat

27. Ask, "How can Jasper and I be twins? He's just too ugly"...

28. And dye her hair black, saying "It was just too difficult being related to him!"

29. Buy a poodle and name it Jacob

30. Tell the police that Jasper almost murdered Bella

31. Tell everyone in Forks that Bella almost died because of a paper cut

32. Take Esme's bras and tie them to the back of the Volvo

33. Tell Bella she'll change her if she admits what a loser Edward is

34. Call Renee and ask tell her that her "Congrats, Grandma," and hang up

35. Tell Bella that Edward likes the Volvo more than her

36. Tell the school nurse that Edward is madly in love with her...

37. And wants to go on a date tonight

38. Tell Alice pink isn't her color...

39. And it looks much better on Bella

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