Err...WHY ARE ONE DIRECTION BEHIND THE SOFA?!?! (One Direction Fanfic) [WA 2012]

Ok Kylie, just breathe. In, out. I turned round.

“What?” I hissed, putting as much venom as I could into my voice yet still whispering.

“You. Are. Pathetic” Dan said, and I felt like I had been stabbed. Yes, I now hate him but it’s still not nice being called pathetic by your ex-crush.

“Excuse me?” I said, standing up to my full height.

“He said, you are a pathetic little how who is just trying to get a bit of fame. You worthless little slu-“ Sam never finished his comment. I raised my right arm, and slapped him across the face. I am doing a lot of slapping today.

Shit. I looked around, but no one had noticed me.

“WHY YOU LITTLE-“ Sam began, but I didn’t want to hand around.

I walked right up to them, and put my face right by their ears. I didn’t think I could get this pissed.

“Listen, you may think that I am worthless, but in case you didn’t know I am dating a celerity who could have any girl he wanted” I hissed in their ears. Yes, I know it was low but I’m too angry to care.

“And I’m no longer just a little girl you can pick on. I have the might of one of the deadliest fandoms ever behind me, not to a lot mention security men, so I would back off because I can make your life very difficult you little bastards” I growled, before turning on my heal and walking out of the locker hall.

Yes, I know I shouldn’t have gone that low. Yes, I know I am a worthless slut who doesn’t deserve to date Niall Horan. But when I’m pissed, I don’t care. And I was proud of myself for standing up to them man hoe’s.

Was I doing something? Oh yes, reception! Shit. I more or less jogged the remainder of the way to the cream lobby, and on my way I decided to keep my recent encounter to myself. I was too ashamed to tell someone what I said.

I jogged into the lobby, panting.

“I’m here!” I said, breathing hard.

“About time to!” Mrs Simpson said, appearing from the room behind the desk, girls in toe. They looked bored, and very pissed off.

“Where have you been?!” Miss demanded, but I knew now I didn’t have to put up with her. I had the headmaster, and One Direction security management on my side. Niall had been telling me that there security now had to protect me to, so I had added extras at school. Me shall enjoy this.

“Planet Earth” I stated simply, and the girls burst into silent giggles behind Simpson, giving me thumbs up.

“You know what I mean!” Miss hissed at me, spit flying into my face. Personal space please.

“Like I told you on the phone, I was in the middle of a snogging session!” I defended, trying to keep a straight face. The girls were in silent hysterics, so was one of the receptionists who was listening. I saw Frankie begin to film off her phone.

“How dare you!” Miss shouted, her eye’s bulging.

“Yes, I dare Tom” I said, quoting Harry Potter. I think Jenna collapsed of laughter. She's a Harry Potter dork. 

“Ho-ho-how dar-!!!” I had a good comeback for this!

“Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas!” I sang. Must. Keep. Poker. Face.

“IGNORANT LITTLE CHILDREN!!!” Miss Simpson screamed, as my phone began to play WMYB. Ok, I thought it was on silent?

“Hold that thought love” I said, holding my index finger up and taking my phone out.

“No phones in school!!” She cried, but I blanked her.

“Vas?” I answered. It was Lexi.

“Little problem here Kyles…” She said, and I sighed.

“What is it?”

“Errr… I lost the boys!!” She confessed, and I almost dropped my phone.

“You mean One Direction are on the loose around school?!?!” I said, mortified. This cannot end well.

“Yep” Alexa squeaked.

“Ok, mission is go. Find the boys” I said, going commando once again.

“I’ll check the east wing”

“We’ll split up and to the rest” I confirmed.

“Ring for updates”

“Will do. Bye hun!!!” I said, hanging up.

 “Er girls, problem” I said, completely ignoring Mrs Simpson screaming in my ear. This was fun!

“What’s up?” Court asked, still giggling.

“I’ll tell you in a minute…”  I said, pointing to Miss.

“WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME CHILD!!!” Miss screamed in my ear. Sigh.

“YES!!” I also screamed, turning round.