This Life Im Living...

Thiis Life I Am Living........

My Name Is Chante Lemorey Johnson 

I Am 15 Years Ov Age  

I Am From Hawii n Jamacia  

I Live With Ma Dad N His Girlfriend  

I Have 4 Siblings. My Older Brother Ramone Who is 23, He is Married N Has A Baby Gurl Who Is 6Months Old 

My Older Sister Who Is 19 She Is University Studyiin Hard Cah She Wants To Be A Doctor 

My Little Step Sister Sashe From My Dads Girlfriend Who Is 7 Years Old 

My Baby Step Borther Montel Who Is 3Months Old From My Dad And His Girlfriend 

Now You May Be Wondering Where My Mum Is. . . She Died When I Was Ten Because She Had Cancer

Now You May Be Thiinkiin Its A Sket Story Buh Its Different From Dat. . .

Soo Diis Is My Story

Tashe: Yoo Gurl I Aint Heard From You In A Long Time  

Me: Looool Just Been Busy Lately As Gsce Are Coming Up 

Tashae: Awww Revisin Dah Usuals Inih. Well Ders A Party In South Yu Gna Reach Dat Wiv Me? 

Me: I'll See Inih 

Tashae: Kuliiooo 

Me: Wat Yu Doin? 

Tashae: Jammin Facebook n Msn 

Me: Kuliiooo 

Tashae: Yu Kno Amarnii Lyks Yu 

Me: Real Talkz ? 

Tashae: Y wuld I Lie 

Me: Buh I Dnt Lyk Him Daht Way  

Tashae: Yu Dnt Lyk No-one Daht Way Doee 

Me: Listen Education Is More Important Yeah. I Wana Go Sme Where Very Far In Lyf Yuu Knoo. Boys Dont Get You No Where Boys Dese Days Only Think Abwt Sex! Im A Virgin N Nufffins Gna Change Daht. Boys Are A Big Problem To Handal Heartbreak, Pregnancy, Cheatiing, Being Played And All Sorts 

Tashae: Yur Actiin As If All Boys Are Lyk Dat Doeee 

Me: Well Dats How Dah Boys Around Me Are Lyyyk. Guns, Knives, Always Outside, Gangs, Abuse. Look Open Eyes Dnt Yu See BOYS! Cause A Whole Load Ov Problems. Im Sorry Buh I AINT PREPARED FOR SHIIT MA EDUCATION IS MY LYFF! 

Tashae: True Say Buh Suit Yurself Init 

Me: I Will :D 

Tashae: Buh Are Yu Gna Cme To Dah Shubbz In South Wiiv Me Doooe? 

Me: I Sed I'll Think Abwt It 

Dads Girlfriend: Chante Breakfast Is Ready 

Me: Comiing Auntiie. Tashaee I'll Speak To You Later 

Tashae: Byee Bestiie Looovve Yoooh 

Me: Love Yooh To Yu Conker 

Tashae: Shut Up Yu Whore Looool 

She Locked Off Stupid Conker Loool 

I Ran Down The Stairs And Into The Kitchen 

Me: Heeeey Montel Heeeey Sash 

Sash: Hii Chantttyyy 

I Kissed Montel On Tha Fore Head  

He Smiled At Mee And Then I Gave Sasha A Hug. 

Me: Afternoon Auntie 

She Smiled At Me And Kissed Me On Ma Fore Head. 

Dads Girlfriend: Your Dads At Studio In The Basement Wiv Sme Boys And Gurls Abwt Yur Age 

Me: Okayy 

Dads Girlfriend: Do Me A Favour N Go And Giiv Him Hiis Lunch Dwn Der 

Me: Okay 

I Took The Plate Out Ov Her Hand And Ran Dwn Thaa Stairs To Dah Basement 

Derr Werr Berr Boys All Stariin At Me 

Me: Here Yu Go Dad 

He Took The Plate Out Ov Ma Head And Kissed Me Orn The Fore Head 

Dad: Jheeze Yu Remind Alot Ov Yur Mum. Thank Yu Dear 

I Smiled At Him And Made Ma Way To My Room. When I Left Some Boyyy Was Berr Following Me. So I Turnt Around N Sed: What Do Yu Want? 

Him: Yuuu! 

Me: Sorry Buh I Aint For Sale 

Him: Well I Didnnt Mean It Lyk Dat Buh Can Man Have Yu Numbah 

Me: Do I Look Or Sound Lyk A Desperate Please Fuk Out My Face.  

Him: Fiesty Wooow Calm Down 

Me: I Beg Yu Go Away B4 I Fly Kick Yu Out Ma Yard Inih 

Him: I Dare YOOH 

Me: Please 

Him: I See Yur Not Intrested Buh Can We Atleast Be Friends 

Me: Iyt My Name Is Chante Wats Yurs? 

Him: Masion 

Me: Kl 

Him: Can I Hav Yur Numbah Chantz  

Me: Ite Gimme Yur Fne (He Gave Me Hiis Fne N I Type Ma Numbah On It) 

Him: Thank Yuu. Have Yu Got Credit? 

Me: Yuup Unlimited Txt N Calls  

Him: Ite I'll Txt Yu Yeah 

He Hugged Me And Kissed Me Orn Thhha Cheek N Walked Off Berr Grinnig 

He Was Ite Doe 

He Was Mixrace Proberbly Cuban n Jamacian Or Sumthiin Cah He Was Sexxy!