Chapter 4- Mission

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"Sasuke, I'm in point B" 

"Sakura, I'm in point C"

"Naruto, I'm in point A. Believe it!"

"You're to slow Naruto," Kakashi muttered, "Okay squad 7,"

"Taget has moved!" Sasuke interrupted. "follow it!"

¨While they followed the stupid cat, I lazily sat in the ground.

"What's your distance from the target?" Kakashi asked.

"5 meters," Naruto replied, "I'm ready, just give the signal."

"I'm ready to," Sasuke said.

"And I," Sakura finished.

"Okay... now!" 

"I got him, I got him!" Naruto shouted.

"Lost pet Tora captured," Kakashi said. "Mission accomplished."

"Can't we get a better mission than this? I hate cats!" Naruto shouted.

"And I hate this team," I whined boredly making my way to them, as they all sweatdropped.

"HA! Stupid cat. It deserves to be squashed." Naruto said as he laughed, because some fat woman was squishing the cat to death.

"No wonder he ran awy..." Sakura muttered

"Well for squad seven's next mission we have several available tasks... among them babysittin-"

I sighted annoyed. I swear, if he makes us do anymore chores, I'll kill Kakashi on the spot and flee to the Akatsuki. I hate to admit this but I need Hidan's kisses at the moment. What? I have needs that need to be fulfilled okay? Besides, I need to not feel again. I hate this. 

"I want a real mission!" Naruto shouted as he formed an 'x' with his arms. "I'm not doing lame things anymore."

"How dare you!" some weird dude shouted angrily. "You're just a brand new Genin with no expirience-"

" We won't do lame chores anymore!" Naruto said as he smiled.

"You have to start with little missions-"

"Are you serious? Baby siting is not a mission -" Naruto started, however Kakashi kicked him, making him shut up. 

"Naruto it seems you don't-"

"No, please don't lecture him!" I pleaded finally letting my confortable possition against the wall. "He never learns anyway!"

The Hokage sweatdropped as he looked at me. What?

"Yeah! You always lecture me like you are my grandfather or something. But I'm not the little brat who used to pull pranks all the time. I'm a ninja now, and I want a ninja mission!"

"Naruto wants us to know he is not a brat, he is a former brat, and he wants a mission. So be it." The Hokage said as I stood there, shocked. Seriously? This village is nuts. "Since you are so determined, I'm going to give you a C-ranked mission... you'll be body guards on a journy."

"Really?" Naruto said all excited. "YES! Who? Who? Are we guarding a princess... or some business councelor?"

"Don't be impatient, I'll bring him in."

Some old, drunk dude entered and called names on the midgets.

"How could they protect me? Especially the little one with an idiotic look on his face?"

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