My Life With Payne

I looked at Skye.  "This is my problem now, isn't it?" she sighed and stood.  She sat down in front of Zayn and started whispering to him.  He threw himself  around her and she stroked his hair.  I tried not to laugh.  Liam was now standing in front of the mirror in my bathroom, freaking out.  "Liam.  Your hair looks fine.  Relax." I walked over to him and kissed his cheek.  "Are you kidding me!  It looks horrid!" he literally was freaking out.  "If you flip out this badly about your hair, you seriously need to cut it." I said and walked out of the bathroom a little annoyed.  There was no need to flip.  I sat down on my bed next to Kay.  Liam appeared in front of me seconds later.  He leaned in and kissed me, pushing me down on the bed.  "No PDAs." Kay yelled at us.  I laughed and flipped positions, so I was on top Liam.  "My house." I said this to Kay, but looked at Liam.  No answer.  I went back to kissing Liam before getting picked up by Harry and Louis.  "Enough."  they placed me next to Liam and Harry sat in my lap.

"Haz!  Move your fat ass off me!" I squirmed underneath him.  "Once again, his butt is smexy!" Louis was sitting on the floor in front of us.  "There's something seriously wrong with you Lou." Harry looked down at him.  "Just stating my opinion." Louis shrugged.  "Am I the only one that thinks Louis is secretly gay?" I asked as I still squirmed under Harry.  "No." I think everyone in the room answered.  "Offended." Louis shouted.  "But were most likely right." Maddy commented.  The room fell silent for a second.  "Harry, get off her before you crush her." Liam tried to push Harry off the top of me.  He didn't budge.  "Harry..." Liam gave him a disappointing look.  "Not moving." Harry crossed his arms.  "Have it your way." Liam shoved Harry off me, onto Louis.  "What the hell Liam!" Harry yelled, as he was now under Louis.  "Lou, get off me!" he squirmed around on the floor.  "I'm good." Louis smiled, doing what Harry just did to me.

"Fine." Harry gave up and let Louis sit on him.  "Thank you." I whispered to Liam.  "You're welcome." he pulled me onto his lap.  "I don't wanna wait anymore!" Niall whined from across the room.  "And I don't feel like listening to you!  Go find something to do!" I half yelled at him.  "Moody?  Come on Mads.  We'll go find something to do." Niall stood and held his hand to Maddy.  She took his hand and they walked down the hallway.  I listened for a moment, expecting them to go downstairs.  Instead, I heard a door close.  They must have gone into the guest room.  Oh God.  "We're gonna go watch a movie downstairs.  Anyone care to join?" Louis and Kay headed to the door.  Harry and Hanna followed hand in hand.    Skye and Zayn emerged from the bathroom and left too.  "You two coming?" Kay poked her head in the doorway.  "We'll be down in a few.  Go ahead and start the movie.  Don't let Louis touch anything." I said.  "Okay.  See you in a few." she smiled and shut the door behind her.

I was still sitting in Liam's lap.  "We're suddenly alone." Liam said.  I nodded.  "What do we do now?" I asked.  "Well, I never got to finish my hair." he suggested.  "That's not what I'm thinking." I frowned.  "Me either.  Just checking." he tried to cover up his first answer.  "That totally is what you were thinking of." I said.  "You know me too well." he laughed.  "So... vas happenin?" I asked, expecting a laugh.  I got a look instead.  "You don't do it right." he said.  "Oh really?  You do it so much better.  Show me." I waited for him to say it.  "Vas happenin?" Liam said.  He lookad at sounded exactl like Zayn.  "Creepy.  That was perfect." I laughed and quickly pecked his lips a few times.