Me: HELLO. As the author of this story and a fellow Otaku, I'm going to give a quick anime update to all of you Otakus out there.
*pushes up glasses I never wear*
Me: BEGIN~! Ok! Bleach lovers: Seems like Bleach is ending next month, sorry you guys. Vocaloid fans: A Hatsune Miku program is going to be released soon, where Miku is speaking English. AREN'T YOU EXCITED. Dengeki Daisy Lovers: Issue 9 was released on the 6th of this month. Go and read.
Me: THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE TODAY~! Here's your recap~!
I looked at A-chan. "YOU READ YAOI?!?!?!" I yelled. What was this world (God Only Knows) COMING TO?!?! A-chan shook her head. "No. My friend did." She said, and looked sad.
Well, at least I established she wasn't... a pervert.
We got out of the stuffy room. Aldrico and A-chan talked like that incedient had never happened. I rubbed my head. This was the media's fault.
DAMN THE MEDIA! WE MUST ALWAYS BLAME YOU FOR OUR PROBLEMS!
We walked down a marble flight of stairs into an office that was as big as..... lunch room. It was painted a pink color with pictures hanging of many unknown faces. The floor was Wood and there was a desk smack in the middle of the room. There was a flat screen TV infront of it, and it was turned on to the Nature chanel, the most boring channel.
I was missing out on my Soul Eater. Where was the remote?
There was a lady at the desk with black hair that was medium length. She had glasses and was typing away on a laptop. Actually she was MOTHERDUCKING pretty. She looked elegant and she turned toward Aldrico, A-chan, and me.
Her eyes were a hazel color. She stopped typing and looked at Aldrico.
"What the hell do you want you friggin' brat?"
So much for my vision. Shattered like a when someone throws a rock at glass. Then, it bounces of the glass and breaks the guy's nose.
A-chan bowed. "Hello, Ms.Price."
She turned back toward her laptop and continued typing. "Yeah whatever. What the hell do you need?" The Nature Channel said: "We need your help". Stupid commercial.
Beams of ice shattered the TV. "I DON'T WANT TO GIVE YOU MY FRIGGIN MONEY YOU STUPID HOBOS! GO OUT AND GET IT ON YOUR OWN DAMN TIME!" The lady yelled and the iceicles continually stabbed the TV.
"Uhh.... we need Toshima to take the test." A-chan pointed to me. Ms.Price, the lady, looked me over. "She retarded or sumthin'? Looks like one of those bitches at Comic-Con."
Aldrico grabbed my arms as I went over to punch her. "Don't even." He warned. I gritted my teeth.
She sighed and picked up a clipboard. "Ok. One kid for this damn test. Name?"
I put my arms down and thought for a second. Should I come up with a fake name?
"Toshima Jikkai, ok."
I looked up. Ms.Price had said that. She knew? Aldrico poked me. "She can read minds." He said. I sighed. So much for that. Aldrico and A-chan stepped 5 feet away from me.
A-chan waved. "Have fun!"
The floor dropped from beneath me, and the only thing I worried about while I was falling was the fact my skirt would go up.
I plunked onto cold ground after what was 2 minutes of falling. But I bounced back up. Then I realized: This floor was made out of trampoline. I bounced up and down for a while. My Miku wig stayed on, suprisingly, and eventually I calmed myself down to stop.
I took in my surroundings. I was in a blue room, and it seemed long, like a hallway. At the end, I spotted a door. No, wait, AN ELEVATOR. FUDGE.
I bounced down the hall. No one else was here. I sighed. Where was I?
Soon enough, I pressed the button for the elevator, and what was inside suprised me.
A COLLECTION OF WATCHES AND NARUSAKU.
Yes. My two least favorite things. NaruSaku shrine and watches surrounding it. I screamed and ran away, but for some reason, the floor turned all quick sandlike and I sunk. the watches grabbed my neck and started choking me. I screamed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" I yelled and suddenly I felt a burst of warmth on my fingertips and neck. The watches melted and I realized I was on fire.
Or was I? I looked and soon I realized I WAS CONTROLING IT. I took A handful of it actually, sucked in breath, and threw it at the pictures. Unsuprisingly, they burned, and the ground became normal. I took more fire and blew up the elevator (Drama Queen!) and ran back to the destination I originaly was at. A yellow and ugly door had appeared there. I opened it, my hands still on fire.
Suddenly, I was sucked in....
AND I WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN. ._.
JK I WAS FINE~! JUST THE END OF THE CHAPTER! WHAT, YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE LIKE CASTLE IN THE SKY??! YOU THINK THEY DIED, BUT THEY DIDN'T?! TOO BAD!
BAGELS THAT ARE GREEN SHOULD NOT BE TRUSTED.
NaruSaku- A Naruto pairing. NO. BAD BAD BAD.
"Castle in the Sky"- ONLY THE BESTEST MOVIE EVER BY HAHO MIYAZAKI! GO WATCH IT YOU FOOL!! RIGHT NOW! STOP EATING GREEN BAGELS, AND WATCH THE DAMN MOVIE.
Soul Eater"- Anime on FUNimation. Really good. Watch it~!
|Leah Clark (Minami voice)||as Toshima Jikkai|
|Chris Patton (Sosuke voice)||as Aldrico Price|
|Luci Christian (Yukari-sensei voice)||as Dawn Ooyama, Juila, Nicole|
|Yuri Lowenthal (Sasuke voice)||as Quin|
|Wendee Lee (Tatsuki voice)||as Michelle Leftman|
|Shelly Calene-Black (Angry Mari voice)||as Sabra and Sabrica Foster, Mama|
|Alexis Tipton (Himeji voice)||as Faith Foster|
|Christine Auten (Sakaki voice)||as Lily|
|Brina Palencia (Hideyoshi voice)||as Kris Honer|
|Christine Marie Cabanos (Squid Girl Voice)||as Kara Honer|
|Kaai Yuki (NOT LAVENDER TOWN)||as A-chan|
|Blake Shepard (Otonashi voice)||as Alex Howling|
|Greg Ayres (Kota voice)||as Ethan Skye|
|Cry (Youtuber)||as Tsuyoshi Okime|