there once was a tiger who crapped his pants, and twas the unicorn was born.
the tiger saw that a rabbbit was mad so he punched him in the sfpinkler and the bunny went ninja on him.
the phone rang, it was a fairy who said it was the tigers last day to eat cucakes so he gorged himself and turned into a pumpkin who exploded and became a mystical he-she named mrs.rolls. then mr. krabs walked up and said dont eat me!!!! and a carnival appeared
the crab walked away and mrs.rolls's butt absorbed the carnival.
the tigers wife sheila said wheres my husband? and started singing the macaroni song.
sheila sneezed on a lactosintolerant moose who turned into a double horned unicorn.
chef kitty asked sheila do you want grapes? but sheila said no
for some unknown reason, billy mays sprayed micheal jackson with oxyclean
mj turned into a foofy raisin who said ill get you my pretty and your little flying mint bunny to!
stanley the dinosoar ate broccoli with his narwhal brother nelly when mrs.rolls fell from the sky and said boombah! while she dance-fell to the song ode to joy. then her half opossum brother started singing eye of the tiger.
when she hit the ground, everyone died. instantly.
the unicorn was the only survivor and he watched mrsrolls's fat melt into flarp, a magical rubber leathery like material that really does not exist!
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Cuppy ( the first story )
Humorjust to let u in on on a tiny secret, the main character is cuppy and he does not appear in any of his stories!!!!! but his adventures are pretty epic!!!!
