dear dobby
i think i love you. every minute you are there i just want to kiss you. i know we can never be together because i am a human with a beard and you are a house elf but you are very handsome i must add
yes dobby, it is i, albus dumbledore protesting my love to you. i just want you to hold my beard while i poke you. hagrid is a rubbish boyfriend, you are perfect for me.
let me know your views
love from albus dumbledore
kiss kiss
smoochie smoochie
love you dobby
xxx
