Harry Potter Instant messaging + random jokes

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Hey people :) this may include a character or two from my other stories so beware :P

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HEY DEATHEATERS I was bored and I realized my daily schedule sucks, so I'll post it here and take suggestions.

6-7 am : I got to Unbridges for tea. She always admires my newest hot pink heels and sweater

7-8 am: I go to court with the place that did my plastic surgery, I have no nose because they butchered my face :(

8-12: This is my Bellatrix time which you don't need to know about.

*Coments section* Narcissa: Bella we need to talk

12-6 pm: Think of all the deaths and causes mentioned throughout this seires nearly headless nick,binns,james and lily potter,a unicorn,quirrel,flamel,myrtle,dippet,basilisk,memory of me,12 muggles,Binky the rabbit,hagrids flobberworms.Tom Riddle Sr.,Mary Riddle,Mrs Crouch, rosier,wilkes, Bertha Jorkins, frank bryce,spider,barty crouch sr, cedric,mckinnon,edgar bones,prewett, other prewett,fenwick,meadowes, dean thomases father,mr bones, mrs bones,bode,mrs lovegood,sirius,gaunt, other gaunt. last gaunt,muggle, smith,peasent,Amelia bones,vance,fortescue,igor karkaroff,mrs abott,montgomery,aragog,gibbon.albus dumbledore,helena ravenclaw,bloody baron,peverell. peverell2.peverell.peverell3,peverell1s enemy,peverell2s fiancee,percival dumbledore,kendra dumbledore,ariana dumbledore,regulus black,billius weasley,octavius pepper,bharity burbage,hedwig,alastor moody,rufus scrimgeour,german woman,german kid,other german kid,gregorvitch.bathilda bagshot,gellet grindelwald,ted tonks, cresswell,gornuk,pettingrew,dobby,bogrod,goblin,several death eaters gringotts guards amd goblins,scabior,vincent crabbe,fred weasley,remus lupin,nymphadora tonks,colin creevey, hogwarts teacher,snape,naging,bellatrix lestrange,me, more death eaters, unknown 50 people. Why did Rowling make my life so depressing?

6-9 pm: therapy with jasper hale from twilight, thinking about death is depressing,

9-11: kill kill kill

11- morning: sleep

ANY SUGGESTIONS ?

snape: mani-pedis

lucius: frolicking with butterflies

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