Klaine Fluff

(12.09)

Kurt?

(12.13)

Kurt, are you  there?

(12.20)

Have you landed yet?

(12.40)

Are you okay?? Kurt?

(12.53)

This isn't funny! You're scaring me...

(13.11)

Kuuurrt. KUUUUURT. Are you still alive?

(13.11)

Blaine. Shut up.

(13.12)

You're alive!

(13.14)

Yes Blaine. No plane crashes. God, you're such a drama queen...

(13.15)

Anything could have happened to you! You're like, a million zillion miles away.

(13.17)

Be quiet for a bit, honey. I'm trying to get past passport control...

(13.20)

And that takes intense concentration, because...

(13.29)

The guy took ten minutes checking I really was Kurt Hummel. I nearly gave him Mercedes' passport instead, just to see his face...

(13.35)

And now I'm getting strip searched...

(13.36)

By a incredibly hot guy...

(13.37)

Who is running his hands over my body...

(13.38)

And asking me to take my clothes off...

(13.39)

In a French accent...

(13.40)

French accents are so sexy...

(13.45)

Blaine, are you there??

(13.47)

Oh sorry, I was just sharpening my knife...

(13.48)

You have a knife?? Careful, you'll cut yourself!

(13.50)

I'll be fine, Mother. I'm a big girl now...

(13.52)

And have I never shown you my 'get away from my incredibly hot boyfriend, perverted French guy, I know it's hard to control yourself around him, but that body is all mine' knife? I could have sworn I did...

(13.53)

There was no French strip searcher, Blaine...

(13.54)

Damn. Do you think I'll be able to get a reefund on these plane tickets to Paris?

(13.58)

Is someone worried?

(14.01)

Me? Worried? No... It's not like you're going to run off with some well dressed, Parisian model... Nope...  Not worried.

(14.03)

Face it, Anderson. You're terrified!

(14.04)

I'm the one who spends everyday in a school full of boys...

(14.05)

Everyone at Dalton fears my wrath...

(14.07)

True.

(15.36)

You're awfully quiet... What are you otting?

(15.45)

I'm not plotting! It's all Wes and Dvid... I'm innocent, please don't hurt me!

(15.50)

Wait, how did you know?

(15.51)

I have a sixth sense... Lets see, is it something to do with Nick and Jeff?

(15.54)

Woah. You are good at this. My mind = Blown... They have a date tonight, they want to... spy on them...

(15.56)

They did that to us once...

(16.59)

Kurt, they did that last week, and the week before, and that time on your birthday...

(17.01)

I remember! After they were found in that bush, they were never allowed back...

(17.10)

Wes would like to deny stalking us, ever.

(17.11)

And David would like to add that it wasn't a bush, it was a small tree.

(17.15)

And that they never meant to get caught.

(17.18)

You guys are unbelievable... give Nick and Jeff some space, they only got together last week, and it took them long enough...

(17.19)