Hermonie Granger has a new status: I'm stick of these play on words!
Draco: Ugh, come on Moine, don't be hater!
Hermonie: I'm not a 'hater!'... and DON'T call me Mione!
Draco: Lay of the haterade will you?
Hermonie: I'm NOT a Hater!
Draco: *Sing song voice* Your attitude says otherwise.
Hermonie: Why can't you just grow up already?
Draco: Come on Mione, let me Slither in your chamber of secrets
Snape: LOL. I CREATED THAT!
Hermonie: OMFG
Draco: *High five Snape* Your a genius man... GENIUS!
Hermonie: Stop with the play on words already!
Draco: My name might not be Luna, but I sure do Lovegood.
Hermonie: DRACO!
Snape: ROFL ROFL.
Draco: You know you love it, babe. Just admit it.
Hermonie: You are a foul git, do you know that!?
Draco: Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!
Hermonie: DRACO MALFOY! SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH RIGHT NOW!
Draco: I'm just like oliver wood, baby. I'm a keeper!
Snape: Good one! LOL
Hermonie: Why do I even try? -_-"
Harry: Im not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
Hermonie: HARRY! Not you too!
Draco: Niceee Potter!
Harry: Woo! We're on a roll!
Hermonie: You three make me sick... YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU SNAPE!
Snape: Aw come on mudblood, wanna make me moan like Mrytle?
Hermonie: O.O Where's Ron when you need the bloody git?
Ron: You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Hermonie: They got YOU on it to! AKML!
Harry: LOL...Do me, I'm Harry Fucking Potter.
Ginny: I feel for you, Hermonie, Draco and Harry were dancing on the Grand Hall tables earlier to "I'm Sexy and I Know It"
Draco: HELL YEAH WE DID!
Harry: We were mimicking Rons sexy dance.
Ron: And I wasn't invited?!
Draco: Naw, but Neville sure was.
Ron: O.O
Hermonie: O.O ...Neville?
Buckbeak: :D
Ron: BEAKYYYY!!!!!!!!
Buckbeak: -_____-
Buckbeak has logged off.
Ron: NOT AGAIN! COME ON, BEAKY, let's do it Hippogriff style!
Harry: Oooh, you just got shunned!
Hermonie: I'm about to shun the both of you if you guys don't quit it!
Draco: Naw Mione, just admit it that you looveee my sexy badass attitude.. Plus my hair.. Yep, that's a definite turn on.
Hermonie: Someone bring me to Voldemort so he could just kill me already.
Draco: A bad attitude never gets you anywhere.. But anyways, mind if I Weasley my way into your pants? ;)
Ron: LOL! Even my name is a play on word!
Ron: I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one!
Harry: HEY!
Hermonie: Corny... All of this rubbish keeps getting cornier by the post..
Sirius: Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!
Harry: O.o
Ron: O.o... :]
Draco: O.o
Harry Potter has logged off.
Ron Weasley has logged off.
Draco THE BEAST Malfoy has logged off.
Sirius: Was it something I said?
Hermonie: I think the corniness drove them away.
Sirius: ... D:
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