Play On Words

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Hermonie Granger has a new status: I'm stick of these play on words!

Draco: Ugh, come on Moine, don't be hater!

Hermonie: I'm not a 'hater!'... and DON'T call me Mione! 

Draco: Lay of the haterade will you?

Hermonie: I'm NOT a Hater! 

Draco: *Sing song voice*  Your attitude says otherwise. 

Hermonie: Why can't you just grow up already?

Draco: Come on Mione, let me Slither in your chamber of secrets

Snape: LOL. I CREATED THAT!

Hermonie: OMFG 

Draco: *High five Snape* Your a genius man... GENIUS! 

Hermonie: Stop with the play on words already! 

Draco: My name might not be Luna, but I sure do Lovegood.

Hermonie: DRACO! 

Snape: ROFL ROFL.

Draco: You know you love it, babe. Just admit it.

Hermonie: You are a foul git, do you know that!?

Draco: Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical! 

Hermonie: DRACO MALFOY! SHUT YOUR BLOODY MOUTH RIGHT NOW!

Draco: I'm just like oliver wood, baby. I'm a keeper! 

Snape: Good one! LOL

Hermonie: Why do I even try? -_-" 

Harry: Im not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight? 

Hermonie: HARRY! Not you too! 

Draco: Niceee Potter! 

Harry: Woo! We're on a roll! 

Hermonie: You three make me sick... YEAH, I'M TALKING TO YOU SNAPE!

Snape: Aw come on mudblood, wanna make me moan like Mrytle? 

Hermonie: O.O Where's Ron when you need the bloody git? 

Ron: You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on! 

Hermonie: They got YOU on it to! AKML!

Harry: LOL...Do me, I'm Harry Fucking Potter. 

Ginny: I feel for you, Hermonie, Draco and Harry were dancing on the Grand Hall tables earlier to "I'm Sexy and I Know It" 

Draco: HELL YEAH WE DID!

Harry: We were mimicking Rons sexy dance.

Ron: And I wasn't invited?! 

Draco: Naw, but Neville sure was. 

Ron: O.O 

Hermonie: O.O ...Neville?

Buckbeak: :D

Ron: BEAKYYYY!!!!!!!!

Buckbeak: -_____- 

Buckbeak has logged off.

Ron: NOT AGAIN! COME ON, BEAKY, let's do it Hippogriff style! 

Harry: Oooh, you just got shunned! 

Hermonie: I'm about to shun the both of you if you guys don't quit it! 

Draco: Naw Mione, just admit it that you looveee my sexy badass attitude.. Plus my hair.. Yep, that's a definite turn on. 

Hermonie: Someone bring me to Voldemort so he could just kill me already. 

Draco: A bad attitude never gets you anywhere.. But anyways, mind if I Weasley my way into your pants? ;) 

Ron: LOL! Even my name is a play on word! 

Ron: I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one! 

Harry: HEY!

Hermonie: Corny... All of this rubbish keeps getting cornier by the post.. 

Sirius: Once you go black you siriusly dont go back! 

Harry: O.o

Ron: O.o... :]

Draco: O.o 

Harry Potter has logged off. 

Ron Weasley has logged off. 

Draco THE BEAST Malfoy has logged off

Sirius: Was it something I said? 

Hermonie: I think the corniness drove them away. 

Sirius: ... D: 

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