Excuses:
I was....
1. With friends
2. Finding Nemo
3. Eating
4. Asleep in bed
5. Asleep on your roof
6. Asleep on the road
7. Swimming with ducks
8. Riding sheep
10. Not being a pervert
11. Growing a mustache
12. Doing something productive
13. Dancing
14. In outer space whit ma homies!!
15. Smokin' a join (jk)
16. Fangirling
17. Reading this list on wattpad (hi beautifuls)
18. Becoming a werewolf
19. Here
20. In your brain
21. Fighting zombies
22. Flying with the whales
23. Being awesome
24. Nowhere
25. Doing homework
26. Inside an alternate universe
27. Texting
28. Driving
29. Texting and driving
30. In the E.R.
31. Growing up
32. Bungee jumping
33. Screaming
34. Showering
35. Stalking you
35. Baking cookies (of course)
36. Existing
37. Thinking about food
38. Setting the hippogriff free
39. Having a system malfunction
40. Being normal
I wasn't me, it was...
50. Him
51. Her
52. It
53. Them
54. That
55. This
56. My hamster
57. My dog
58. My elephant
59. The kumquat
60. The goldfish
61. Zim, Invader Zim did it
I'm late because I...
62. Had a mental breakdown
63. Was attacked by monkeys
64. Was being productive
65. Was trying not to be a pervert
66. Ate too much
67. Was trying really hard not to be a pervert
68. Was having too much fun
69. Was trying really REALLY hard not to be a pervert
70. Failed at not being a pervert
71. Burn in the sunlight
72. Was gagging at the cliche-ness of #71
73. Wasn't paying attention to the time
74. Was asleep
75. Am a turtle at heart
76. Have short legs
77. Am special
78. Am Spiderman and my city needs me
79. Was busy
80. Simply forgot this was happening
Ways to get out of a situation...
81. I feel sick
82. **gag horridly, then leave**
83. I need a shower
84. I need a life
85. I have homework
86. I'm Spiderman, excuse me
87. **grow antennae and watch them run**
88. Gotta pee
89. The voices are telling me to kill you...
90. **abruptly fall asleep**
91. **Kiss them**
92. My mom's calling me
93. Go away
94. I need to go feed the hippos
95. **lick their face**
Why you bombed the last test...
96. Too much stress
97. Didn't study enough
98. Jimmy was being too distracting
99. Not enough sleep the previous night
100. Ate way to many skittles; I've gotta be cursed
YOU ARE READING
The How To Be Awesome List
HumorYes! This is the result of my TOTAL boredom, especially at night. They are mostly lists... strange lists. Enjoy them! And take them into consideration. Be awesome m(_ _)m
