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100 Funniest Things To Do

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1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

2) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.

3) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

4) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

5) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

6) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.

7) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

8) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

9) Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".

10) Go to a Chinese restaurant and ask for Mexican food.

11) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.

12) Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.

13) Put a Dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

14) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.

15) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.

16) Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon.

17) Spit at a llama...How does it feel NOW you Darn LLAMA!

18) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .

19) Go to petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow.

20) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.

21) Invite all your neighbours round for a barbecue. Feed them salad.

22) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".

23) If skinny people skinny dip what do fat people do? Chunky Dunk?

24) Go to a cloths store, walk into the dressing room. Walk out and ask where the toilet paper is!

25) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.

26) Put a Walkie-Talkie in a gnome and shout at people when they walk by!

27) Buy an ice cream cone, stick it on top of someone's head and yell "Why did you steal my ice cream?"

28) Go to to a fast food restraunt and ask for a krabby patty, i they say no throw a fit.

29) Dress up as a superhero pretending to stop bank robbers.

30) Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.

31) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

32) Find a midget on a street ask him to go up to people and say can I have $20 I'm a bit short.

33) Go to weigth wachers with a bag of cookies.

34) Go in an elevator and then make peek-a-boo sounds when the doors open and close.

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