My Stupidly Pointless Life

Hello =)

I don’t think we’ve met…??

My names Bobble…

Er - what was that, my names weird? Well, I’m hardly going to give YOU my real name am I?

No no, details like that are best left unsaid, wouldn’t you agree :P

Anyway, enough with the formalities for now. Let’s get on with… me :D

It’s my first term at college today (no I’m not telling you which one I go to, that would be dreadfully inappropriate…) Right now I’m standing in the queue to get into the damn building. Honestly, these people just don’t know how to swipe their cards properly!! Jeez, bloody amateurs!!

Guess I’ll just have to show them how it’s done…

Outta the way, outta the way, pro coming through… with one smooth sweep I glide through the barriers, no trouble at all. Uff dude, now THAT’S what I call entrance with style ;)

A few moments later I’m exchanging stories of how crap my weekend was with my fellow college buddies. Huh, what was that… you want me to introduce them to you…?? Alright, alright, if I must.

Firstly there’s my bezzie ‘Mujnoon’, she’s a retard in all ways possible, ain’t that right girl??

“Haha, shutup Bobby :P” says Mujnoon.

“How was your weekend then eh, anything worth hearing about?” I ask.

Her face lights up. “OMG guess what..?? I’ve finally decided what colour to dye my hair… I wanna go blonde, cuz I heard blondes are clever :D what do you think?”

Charming… anyway, moving on. Next up are…

Panda - she’s one of my bezzies aswell, lovely bubbly girl who has a thing for physics teachers... I know, eeww right??

Cornie - I hardly knew this one at school, she was so damn quiet… that was until we started college, ala the girls MAD.

Jav – LMAO this girl is hilarious. We have a bell that goes 5 minutes before lesson, and this one just legs it there, and when I'm passing by, all I see is her sitting on a chair, sunbathing outside the classroom a whole 10 minutes before the lesson starts. Crazy eh!! XD

Anyway, then there’s: Miji, Beanie, Poshy, Diego’s Wife, Bashbash, Momo, Birdy, annnnddd you’ll meet the rest along the way… cba telling you now, there’s too many…

-Uh-oh… I think Diego’s Wife just heard me call her that. Owkaiiiii….Im leggin’ it to lesson before she finds that hoover pipe again… last time I made a perfectly innocent remark and she just sort of picked it up and went… ‘BASH BASH WHACK CRASH BASH’ on my head and it REALLY hurt =( I mean seriously, I don’t deserve such treatment, I AM the future Queen after all…

Oh, you didn’t know?? Yeahhhh… I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I inherited the throne decades back… I'm the rightful heir and once I hit 18 I shall rule over ALL!!!!! 

MUWAHAHAH  - AAAHAHAHA!!!!!

Aha..aha.. e.. ehemz… er anyways…

My first lesson is Maths. Huh? You want to know what subjects I do…? Very well then: All sciences and maths =). And yes, I'm a nerd. But a cool one at that... I got swag maynn, I got the cool dudette style wiv ma convies an'… Er, ehemz anyway. I have to climb 4 flights of bloody stairs to get to the 2nd floor. Honestly, don’t these people KNOW that I can’t be seen WALKING to lesson?? Maybe I’ll take the elevator… there’s no one around…

-Eh? What was that? Im being horridly sneaky? SHEESH, fine! I’ll walk them bloody stairs… andd going up…

OH-MY-BLOODY-DAYSSSSSS…..

As soon as I had got halfway up, a whole bunch of gianormous dudes came thudding down the stairs like some sort of mad elephant herd that hadn’t quite grasped the technique of walking…

…and knocked me into the side banister!! =O

WELL!!! How DARE they???!!! The damn cheek of it!!! And they didn’t even apologise! Hmph!! I’ll have to deal with THEM when Im crowned. Brushing myself down, I jog up the remaining stairs and hurry on to lesson. (Yeah, in case you’re wondering , I got late, that’s the only reason why I bothered running, I’ll have you know…)

Now, you don’t need to worry, Im not going to start describing my maths lesson in immense detail… no no, I’d rather not have to pay for my readers funeral…

A few hours later, the whole college was on their break, and every place was packed tight, especially the little Costa café inside. Euugh, dreadful place that, stinks of burning chocolate in the morning, and urgh, makes me sick!! As usual, I found my crew outside on the benches. That’s where we always sit, its practically got our names on it – literally. Penciled in the corner HAH. Er, no, it’s not called vandalising, it’s called marking our territory. I read about it in science, it’s perfectly normal =D