random things to say on fb

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  People say there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you're not just a fish. You're my fish. I love you. 

  My world is where bananas eat monkeys! 

  "FriEndS aRe liKe tHe wiNd I dOn'T sEE iT bUt I dO feeL tHeiR pReseNce aNyWheRe I aM."  

  wants to remind you, when life's obstacles are overpowering and bring you to your knees, remember, your in the PERFECT position to PRAY!

is wondering how many True Best-Friends I really have! If your my True Best-Friend sign or comment below.

Please and Thank You!

Just when you thought you can put off something forever, it comes back and slaps you right in the face.

is so bored right now its not even funny, who wants to go to walmart I hope today I don't snap and beat a moron senseless I'm a fantastic linguist...

I speak English, Bitch, Sarcasm, Random but I still don't understand your Bullshit!!

I remember when girls thought Twilight was hot and now they think Justin Bieber is hot. Who's next? Obama?  

 cause baby your a firework come on show me what ur worth lol just kidding ur not worth anything :)

Boy: I don't get it, how do you stay so calm when we argue? LIFE IS SHORT If our children are our future, your kids scare the shit out of me.

Each one of you are precious to me! I am so blessed to have you in my life and I love each one of you!

Wishing you a beautiful Christmas & a Happy New Year!

has a confused, unfocused, on hold, and twisted mind right now.

I don't know what happened but it is like all of a sudden things came rushing down on me. 

  i'm a little bit lost without you and am a bloody big mess inside. <3  

If you don't want to believe in UFOs fine. Just don't come crying to me when they take me and not you along with them when the world blows up.  

has decided to move to Bikini Bottom for a job offer at the Krusty Krab

there comes a time when you have to realise that you are where you are of your own doing..don't blame others for the life YOU make for yourself.. 

  How about you go out in the yard and play a nice game of hide and go FUCK YOURSELF! 

  the happiest people aren't the ones who have everything, they're the ones who make the best out of everything they have.

hasn't lost their marbles, they is just playing hide and seek with them and they are winning 

  u realise ur blond wen u call some1's house phone they answer and u say "WHERE R U?!"  

What happens in an exam : Tik tok , Mind block , Pen stop , Eye pop , Full shock , Jaw drop , Time up , No Luck 

  George: You know Fred, I always believed our future lay outside the realms of academic achievement. Fred: I couldn't agree more George 

  wonders how many people can go a whole week without going on Facebook? 

  I would love to be that flexible but I've never been able to get my head that far up my own arse!!

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