What the fuck did you say?

Fuck I'm bored and after watching a group of fucktards get owned by this random chick who plays hockey ( i know how fucking hot is that?) whip their asses at their weird pick up lines here's some pick up lines?

WARNING: I Do fucking swear like a mother fucking sailor so if you don't wanna hurt those innocent *cough* eyes of yours get the fuck out now!

If not then CONTINUE BITCHES and BASTARDS!. Basically each one will have the pick up line, why it sucks, and a comeback i heard. Fuck yea enjoy asses!

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1.)

Line: Babe, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Me: What the fuck are you thinking you asshole, can you get any fucking cheesier then that faggot.

Comeback: "No it burnt when i fell from hell

2.)

Line:

"Boy looking around the school (fuck he's new) holding a school map

Girl: Are you lost?

Boy: Only lost in your eyes babe (babe pronounced with an accent)

Girl: Well go buy a map in fantasy world

Me: What the fuck are you thinking you asshole, on your first day? She was being nice and you fucking blew it mother fucker, go back to that room of yours and stay there!

Comeback: For those of you who are still slow...the comeback was in the fucking line....

3.)

Line: So if i flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Me: THE FUCK!? IS THAT EVEN A PROPER PICK UP LINE, SOME KICK THAT CUNT OUT NOW!

Comeback: "Come back to me when you can afford a coin"

4.)

Line: I hope you know CPR, cause you take  my breathe away!

Me: Dude...just no who the fuck do  you think you are?

Comeback: Be glad i don't take your falmingoing life away

Bitches and Bastards that's all I've got for now. What the fuck do  you think eh?

Peace out motherfuckers, prepare for fucking world domination!