Ironically Sugoi

c.11

Dave holy fuck-nuggets Strider here, getting his mack on with a guy I met 1 day ago.

Dirk's holding my neck and leaning over me; our lips are moving in sync, I sigh and bring my hand to his cheek. I feel wet on my thumb and open my eyes.

Dirk's crying...

"Shit dude, c'mere..." I pull him into my arms and hug him, "this Jake guy was someone special to you huh?" I felt him nod on my chest, his tears just silently streamed down his face. I pushed his shoulder so he was sitting up and held his cheek in my hand. "Hey, it's all right Dirk..." I kiss the corner of his lips and hold him. I try not to show him I'm freaking out... I've never had anyone cry on me and I've definitely never had someone be close enough to me that this would happen. I tug Dirk to sit against the headboard and he leans on me. His silent tears keep dripping onto my shoulder so I just wrap and arm around him and stroke his back while I hold his other hand. I hum a song John used to play on his piano; he called it "Showtime" it was sad sounding but hopeful.

"...ved h-m..." I heard Dirk mumble; I stopped humming and turned to look at him better. His head was still on my shoulder.

"What?" I asked

"I loved him." Dirk mumbled a bit clearer; I didn't need to ask who 'he' was. I just rub his back.

"Did he know?" I ask

"Yeah... I told him flat out, 'I have mad feels for you' he smiled and agreed to date me." Dirk murmured

"What happened?"

"Well... AR would answer his pesters sometimes, and I guess Jake didn't get the whole irony thing I do... I guess he just wasn't as into me as I was him... I fucked up our relationship..." He shrugged

"How?" I ask

"I was clingy... see I didn't have anyone either... My parents were junkies, addicted to something crazy... they called it JujU, and it made them crazy as fuck... their whole group was called 'tricksters' Mine and Rose and Roxy's dad had us young and shit. Their mom was his straight-laced doctor mom so she took them away... but my dad had me with a trickster user... My eyes were probably a mutation from it... I don't know the drug makes their eyes bright ass blue..."

"And?"

"Well the lady had a son... he was a good guy... 10 years older than me but as soon as he was 16 he took me away and started a popular web comic. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff."

"Those comics are sick, the movie was the shit." I remember, ironically bad that is was genius.

"Yeah... well he was always gone. He took care of me well enough... hell he saved me from those freaks but I... was lonely... so when I met Jake who had come from a safari and was all balderdash and dapper I was pretty struck. Once we started dating I was clingy too, and he was so damn oblivious! He acted like he would with any other 'mate' with me! I wasn't special to him at all..." Dirk sighed

"Okay." I nodded, I figured Dirk needed to rant and then I'd comfort all this out. "Then what?"

"He would talk to Jane, our friend for advice... I knew how she felt about him... but I took my chance and thought I'd won... Jane's a sweetheart and a great woman... everything I'm not... so I got even more insecure and jealous and Jake would avoid me. Go on long explorations with his adventurer grandmother and not take my calls or messages. Then... he got drunk and... cheated on me... with some spider loving nerd chick called 'Marquis' once he came back I dumped his ass..." Dirk sighed out and looked at me.

"That fucking prick." I growled Dirk smirked sadly and kissed my cheek, and then he put his head on my shoulder again.

"Well he was pretty guilty about it when he told me, but I dumped him and he ended up falling for Jane... She took my side in the break up, punched his face and cussed him out actually... but he fell for her... and there's no denying that Jake English charm... so I was all alone again...I even stopped going to school for a while, just built these bots for company... Roxy was actually my pesterchum before so she told me to move out here while she worked. Their mom is on a science excursion so my bro sends money for rent... actually he owns this building... and here I am..." He finished

I rubbed his arm for a little bit in silence while I thought all that over. Dirk wasn't crying anymore but I felt he was close again, I started to panic again so I said what I thought, "Jake English is a fucking douche sack..." I blurted

"...heh...hehehehehehehehahahahahahaHAHA!" Dirk laughed and fell to his side laughing, "OH MY GOG... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" He gasped "Haaaaaa" he sighed

"Yup. Dirk, you had a fucked up childhood for a while. Then you were saved, but alone. I'd say clingy-ness is normal, and I'm guessing this English guy knew?"

He nodded, "A'ight so English knew, so he should have understood what you felt and instead of having another person explain it why not just ask you? What is he some god damn lord? Doubt it. So that was his bad. And then he cheated on you. Far as I'm concerned this guy is a prick and this Jane chick probably deserves more too." I rant I turn toward Dirk and pull him up to sit in front of me. "He's a dick biscuit." I state, "A cock-cake hoho, a slut muffin and a fucking cu-"

"Whoa... okay Dave, I understand... It's just hard because he keeps acting like we're friends. Like our relationship did nothing to him..." He shrugged, "So I wasn't feeling great bout myself... y'know all that teenage girl angst I have." Dirk laughed then he leaned his head on my shoulder again.

"Still... don't dwell on that... I've only known you a day and I think you're damn sugoi." I say blushing a little. He turns his head so he's looking at me from my shoulder, I glance to the side and see him looking at me and feel my cheeks get hotter.

"Y'know I was right earlier..." He smirked

"About what?"

"Your shoulder's great for crying on..." He recalled and I smirked at that. He turned his head a bit and started to kiss my shoulder and neck making his way to my neck. I turned my head and caught his lips with mine. I pressed him against me and kissed him harder, I let my hands roam down to his shoulders and he wrapped his arms around my neck. I drifted toward his plush rump and squeezed it a bit. Dirk gasped and I slipped my tongue into that sugoi mouth of his. I explored his mouth like I was going to make a damn map of the place later, not wanting to miss a spot. His tongue started to strife with mine and we had to break away for air. I pushed him down and latched onto the left side of his chest, above his heart. I sucked, kissed and nipped the area until a dark reddish purple heart- shaped spot lay there. I leaned back to admire it and traced it with my finger. "Prince of Heart..." I smirk

"Wha?" Dirk panted

"You're the Prince of Heart..." I smirked

"Sugoi" He smiled, "Now come here and lay with me."

"No prob..." I leant down and gave him a peck before I lay next to him. He held my hand and he turned some light beats on his phone on. He fell asleep right before I mumbled "You're the Prince of MY heart..." and fell asleep.